Max Clifford Announces Jade Goody Funeral Extravaganza

ESSEX - England - Preparations are under way for the biggest state funeral since the death of Princess Diana.

17 years ago

Tweed: "I Was Absolutely Terrified"

ESSEX - England - Jack Tweed said he feared the "very worst news" when he was called urgently to Jade…

17 years ago

Coma Man Demands to Go Back to Sleep

LOS ANGELES - USA - John Fandango, who has been in a prolonged coma for the past 25 years, has…

17 years ago

Bernie Madoff Starts Prison Ponzi Scheme

NEW YORK - USA - Manhattan's Metropolitan Correctional Center prison was buzzing with the news that the man who stashed…

17 years ago

Cheney and Bush to Personally Oversee Shoe-Thrower Hero’s Torture

TEXAS - USA - The Iraqi journalist who hurled his shoes at George Bush, gaining instant hero status in much…

17 years ago

House Prices to Drop by 55% to Enable Soviet Housing Schemes

LONDON - England - Comrade Gordon Brown's plan of bankrupting Britain is working according to senior members of Whitehall's Politburo…

17 years ago

Brown Has Weekend Movie Session After American Trip

LONDON - England - Unelected prime minister, Gordon Brown, has been watching movies all of this weekend.

17 years ago

Exposed: The Food From ‘Fat Duck’ Restaurant That Poisoned Thousands

BERKSHIRE - England - The Fat Duck restaurant at the centre of a massive food poisoning outbreak has risen to…

17 years ago

Apple Computers Creates Apple

CUPERTINO - USA - Apple Computers Inc. has created an Apple product that has astounded techies across the world --…

17 years ago

Hillary Clinton Shapeshifts During Crisis Summit

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told an audience Friday "never waste a good crisis," and momentarily…

17 years ago

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