Only One Cyclist Finishes Tour de France

PARIS - France - Out of 189 riders and 21 teams who started the Tour de France only one cyclist…

17 years ago

Disgraceful Paris Hilton £50 Million Inheritance Axed

LOS ANGELES - CA - Barron Hilton, the billionaire grandfather of Paris Hilton, has finally axed Paris Hilton inheritance after…

17 years ago

Dow Jones Head Rubbing Lice Epidemic

NEW YORK - Wall Street was inundated by a mass of traders rubbing their heads yesterday because of a lice…

17 years ago

Lindsay Lohan Leg Found on Malibu Beach

MALIBU - CA - A leg presumed to be that of a missing Lindsay Lohan was washed up on Malibu…

17 years ago

All Children to be fingerprinted in schools

Schools are to get the Government's permission to fingerprint all pupils with a view to future microchipping.   Ministers will…

17 years ago

Snorkeling Holidays in the English Countryside

Tewkesbury - Gloucestershire - Forget the Maldives for your summer diving hols how about the English countryside? Now that 75%…

17 years ago

Cash Payoff for Cash-for-Peerages Handshake

LONDON - England - No-one is to face charges after the 16-month cash-for-honours police inquiry.

17 years ago

Harry Potter is Dead

London, England - 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows' the final installment of Bloomsbury publishing houses golden goose has laid…

17 years ago

Bush Wishing on Al Qaeda

WASHINGTON DC -- George W Bush, who is flailing in polls, losing in Iraq, losing in the senate, and is…

17 years ago

LA Surrenders to Beckhams Without Fight

LOS ANGELES - CA - Los Angeles has been lost to the gaudy Beckham invasion. Much like Hitler's entrance to…

17 years ago

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