Comrade Brown Provides New Homes for Proles

KENT - England - Our Supreme unelected Commander in Chief, Comrade Gordon Brown, has today announced the building of new…

17 years ago

Christmas Comes Early in Iraq This Year

RAMADI - Iraq - Santa Claus delivered some early Christmas presents to some Iraqi children yesterday.

17 years ago

Royal Blackmail Video Shocker

LONDON - England - The British Royal family is today reeling from potentially damaging news that may be leaked to…

17 years ago

Sex Pistols Corporate Financial Come-Back Revenue Tour

LOS ANGELES - CA - John Lydon AKA Johnny Rotten lead singer of seminal punk group the Sex Pistols expounds…

17 years ago

Pavarotti Wrote Secret Opera

MODENA - Italy - Luciano Pavarotti wrote a large operatic masterpiece before he died in September 2007. The secret opera…

17 years ago

George W Bush Secures Six-Figure Book Deal

WASHINGTON DC - George W Bush has secured a huge six-figure publishing deal to write a book after he leaves…

17 years ago

Comrade Gordon Brown Cleanses Britain of Sovereignty

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Our supreme unelected leader Comrade Brown has cleansed Britain of centuries of British democratic rights and…

17 years ago

Lady Mucca Heather Mills Running Around in Circles

LONDON - England - Heather Mills is aiming to put her best foot forward and make Paul McCartney stump up…

17 years ago

US Meets Mass Killing Targets in Iraq

Washington DC - Vice President Cheney and George W Bush were rejoicing today after meeting the mass killing targets of…

17 years ago

Labour Government to Ban Guns in UK

LONDON - England - Home Secretary Jacqui Smith today announced a new law to ban dangerous handguns and machine guns…

17 years ago

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