Supreme Unelected Comrade Brown to Star in Mr. Bean Film

LONDON - England - Comrade Brown, the unelected leader of the Labour one-party system in the Westminster duma, is throwing…

17 years ago

Where to Find the Most Toxic Toys This Christmas

CHICAGO - IL - Looking for the ultimate high this Christmas? Don't worry folks, the Daily Squib has come to…

17 years ago

Disks Containing 25 Million Personal Records Found

LONDON - England - The disks containing the valuable information of 25 million child-benefit recipients was found today in a…

17 years ago

Britney Lost Virginity Late at 14

KENTWOOD - Louisiana - Britney Spears has been hit by allegations that she lost her virginity at the late age…

17 years ago

Prince to Sue Own Shadow for Copyright Infringement

Minnie-me-apolis - MN - The artist formerly known as TAFKAP or Prince has ordered his attorneys to sue his own…

17 years ago

Great Britain to be Renamed Tesco Island

Tescondon - Isle of Tesco - The former country of Britain and numerous cities, towns and counties have all been…

17 years ago

Britney’s Photoshoppers go on Strike

LOS ANGELES - CA - The photoshop retouching artists who have been employed by pop star Britney Spears since the…

17 years ago

Monopoly Game Money Beats Weak US Dollar

WASHINGTON DC - The worldwide standard currency, the US Dollar, is now weaker than Monopoly money according to monetary analysts.

17 years ago

Heather Mills Grows Third Leg

LOS ANGELES - CA - Heather Mills McCartney has grown an additional leg in an astonishing discovery today at a…

17 years ago

Comrade Brown Provides New Homes for Proles

KENT - England - Our Supreme unelected Commander in Chief, Comrade Gordon Brown, has today announced the building of new…

17 years ago

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