President Bush Urges Cuba Toward ‘Blessings of Liberty’

GUANTANAMO BAY - Cuba - George W Bush has urged the Cuban people to embrace freedom and democracy after the…

17 years ago

Comrade Brown Creates the Peoples Bank

NEWCASTLE - England - Comrade Gordon Brown has instructed Comrade Darling to create a Peoples Bank.

17 years ago

Hated Heather Mills to Settle in Iraq

BAGHDAD - Iraq - After winning a record £55 million from chump, Sir Paul McCartney, ex-glamour model, Heather Mills and…

17 years ago

Crying Hillary Clinton Terrorises Supporters

EL PASO - Texas - There was terror and panic in El Paso when Hillary Clinton shed a tear on…

17 years ago

African Village Empty After Mass Celebrity Adoptions

UGANDA - Ondongo Tamba is the only person left in the village of Kkonkoma after a mass of celebrity adoptions.

17 years ago

Bush Restrained after Talking to God on Flight to Heathrow

WASHINGTON DC - USA - George W Bush on a Heathrow-bound presidential flight had to be dragged from his presidential…

17 years ago

Britney Escapes from UCLA Mental Institute

LOS ANGELES - CA - Britney Spears has escaped from the UCLA psychiatric ward where she had been forcibly incarcerated…

17 years ago

Britney Spears to be Exorcised LIVE on MTV

LOS ANGELES - CA - The Vatican is today sending an emissary deep from within the catacombs of the Holy…

17 years ago

Comrade Gordon Brown Unveils New Fifty Pence Coin

LONDON - England - Our Supreme Unelected Comrade and leader Gordon Brown has unveiled the design for the new fifty…

17 years ago

Britney Spears Paparazzi Orgy Shock

LOS ANGELES - CA - Britney, who was recently linked to 'brummie' sleazebag pap photographer Adnan Ghalib, has had an…

17 years ago

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