Jobless Scrounger Hits Jackpot After Eight Year Wait

WINDSOR - England - There really is help for the long term unemployed. After eight long years on the dole…

15 years ago

IMF Needs Emergency Bailout

WASHINGTON DC - USA - The IMF needs a massive bailout, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the managing director, has told the Herald…

15 years ago

I'm A Celebrity X-Factor Dancing Britain's Got Big Master Brother Chef Talent

LONDON - England - There's about to be a new reality/talent/dance show coming to channels: ITV1, ITV2, ITV3+1, ITV4+2, all…

15 years ago

U.S. to Mint Weimar Republic Dollars

WASHINGTON DC - USA - The Federal Reserve is going to change its currency to depict images from Germany's Weimar…

15 years ago

Woman With Chastity Belt Refused Entry Into America

DENVER - USA - A woman with a chastity belt has been refused entry into America after refusing to remove…

15 years ago

Obama Wins Second Nobel Peace Prize

OSLO - Norway - President Barack Obama has won his second Nobel Peace Prize in less than two years, the…

15 years ago

Daily Squib Office Party Ruined by Pontins Closure

CAMBER SANDS - England - Members of the Daily Squib staff were inconsolable yesterday after hearing of the terrible news…

15 years ago

Flying to America? Get Ready for Full-Body Scanners and Internal Body Searches

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib's travel advisor gives some useful tips to travellers making journeys to American airports.

15 years ago

Have You Seen This man?

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib is offering a reward for any information regarding the whereabouts of this loutish…

15 years ago

University Freshers’ Ball Gets Off to Spanking Start

LONDON - England - The much vaunted Freshers' Ball took place at the Conservative Headquarters in Millbank.

15 years ago

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