Scientific Study Reveals Lazy People Live Longer

STOCKHOLM - Sweden - Researchers working for the Stockholm Institute have released new data showing that inactivity and laziness are…

16 years ago

Comrades Across World Welcome Centralized Economy

NEW YORK - USA - The final bell tolled today for capitalism as a new era was ushered in.

16 years ago

John McCain’s Vice President Sarah Palin Learning the Ropes

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Republican VP hopeful Sarah Palin has been briefed by campaign advisers on what is needed…

16 years ago

Amy Winehouse to Star in Female Version of Scarface Movie

MIAMI - USA - Casting directors working for the new Scarface film currently in production are talking with Amy Winehouse's…

16 years ago

George Michael Builds Public Toilet in North London Home

LONDON - England - Speaking from an exact replica of a Hampstead Heath lavatory in his Highgate mansion, the famous…

16 years ago

Russian Annual Breastfeeding Vodka Marathon Underway

MOSCOW - Russia - The annual Russian Breastfeeding Marathon got off to a 'boinking' start today with the participation of…

16 years ago

Ku Klux Klan Protesters Interrupt Obama Event

CORAL GABLES - USA - Barack Obama's rally at the University of Miami was briefly interrupted today after a dozen…

16 years ago

JK Rowling Donates £1million to Ministry of Labour’s Undersecretary Dolores Umbridge

LONDON - England - Out of touch fantasist and deluded author, JK Rowling, has donated a large sum of money…

16 years ago

Camel With No Hump Discovered

UDZUNGWA - Tanzania - Scientists have discovered a new camel species in the mountains of East Africa. The new mammal,…

16 years ago

Gordon Brown Endorsed Lehman Bros Days Before Collapse

LONDON - England - Prime Minister Gordon Brown publicly endorsed Lehman Brothers Investment bank and may have then sealed its…

16 years ago

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