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ESSEX - England - Record bosses were preparing for a windfall in sales this summer as Katie Price, a.k.a Jordan…

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Obama in DoghouseObama in Doghouse

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LONDON - England - Now we know how the Sun, Times, Fox News and News of the World have all…

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NEWCASTLE - England - Scientists have discovered a way of producing sperm thus making way for the introduction of a…

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Health and Safety Found to be UnsafeHealth and Safety Found to be Unsafe

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LONDON - England - Britain's Health and Safety commission has been found to be unsafe and will be disbanded within…

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