British ‘Falling Off Balcony Season’ Begins Early This YearBritish ‘Falling Off Balcony Season’ Begins Early This Year

British ‘Falling Off Balcony Season’ Begins Early This Year

BENIDORM - Spain - The Brit Balcony Jumping season got off to a stonking start last night after a young…

16 years ago
UK Think Tank: "Tanning Bed Use Should be Encouraged"UK Think Tank: "Tanning Bed Use Should be Encouraged"

UK Think Tank: "Tanning Bed Use Should be Encouraged"

HARLOW - England - The use of sun beds should be encouraged amongst the UK population says a top policy…

16 years ago
Surgeons to Give Madonna New ArmsSurgeons to Give Madonna New Arms

Surgeons to Give Madonna New Arms

NEW YORK - USA - American pop star Madonna is set to get a new pair of arms, a team…

16 years ago
Soviet Britons Urged to Spy on NeighboursSoviet Britons Urged to Spy on Neighbours

Soviet Britons Urged to Spy on Neighbours

LONDON - England - Citizens of the Soviet State are being offered rewards of up to three extra cubes of…

16 years ago
DLP Beat UK Pop Chart CompetitionDLP Beat UK Pop Chart Competition

DLP Beat UK Pop Chart Competition

LONDON - England - X Factor runners-up DLP have held onto the top of the UK singles chart for a…

16 years ago
Labour Government Orders New Helicopters UrgentlyLabour Government Orders New Helicopters Urgently

Labour Government Orders New Helicopters Urgently

LONDON - England - The British Labour government has ordered thousands of helicopters to be delivered immediately.

16 years ago
Universities to Teach Degrees in ‘Unemployment Studies’Universities to Teach Degrees in ‘Unemployment Studies’

Universities to Teach Degrees in ‘Unemployment Studies’

NEWCASTLE - England - Universities will be forced to give compulsory courses to all students in unemployment studies says the…

16 years ago
Swine Flu Pandemic Helpline Will Advise People How to Die Quietly, Says BurnhamSwine Flu Pandemic Helpline Will Advise People How to Die Quietly, Says Burnham

Swine Flu Pandemic Helpline Will Advise People How to Die Quietly, Says Burnham

LONDON - England - Members of the public who die from the deadly swine flu virus will be supported by…

16 years ago
Palin to Take Over From Schwarzenegger as California GovernorPalin to Take Over From Schwarzenegger as California Governor

Palin to Take Over From Schwarzenegger as California Governor

WASILLA - USA - Sarah Palin is set to take over from the "Governator" Schwarzenegger say sources in California.

16 years ago
Army Orders Helicopters to Deliver More Soldiers to Their DeathsArmy Orders Helicopters to Deliver More Soldiers to Their Deaths

Army Orders Helicopters to Deliver More Soldiers to Their Deaths

KABUL - Afghanistan - The Ministry of Defense is demanding the government speed up the delivery of more helicopters so…

16 years ago