Entire Conservative Party Arrested

LONDON - England - The whole of the UK Conservative party was today arrested on charges of opposing the one…

16 years ago

UN Climate Talks to Create 13,000 Tonnes of Hot Air and Methane

WARSAW - Poland - Around 13,000 tonnes of carbon dioxide (CO2) and methane gas will be added to the Earth's…

16 years ago

Bush Wants History to See Him as a Liberator of Millions from Life

WASHINGTON DC - USA - George W. Bush hopes history will see him as a president who liberated millions of…

16 years ago

Comrade Brown Orders Arrest of Traitor to the People Damien Green

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected comrade, Gordon Brown, ordered the Commissar of Stasi State Police, Comrade Ian Blair to…

16 years ago

Teenage Murderers To Be Let Off If They Say Sorry Under New Plans

LONDON - England - Teenage murderers, cut throats, slashers and shooters will escape any punishment if they agree to say…

16 years ago

Comrade Darling’s Wonderful Tax Gifts for the People

LONDON - England - The Soviet Chancellor of the Collectivized State Economy today triumphantly announced some astounding tax cuts for…

16 years ago

Palin Accuses McCain of Fraternizing With Terrorists

WASILLA - Alaska - Sarah Palin has denounced John McCain strongly for "fraternizing with terrorists" in a damning speech directed…

16 years ago

George W Bush Secures Six-Figure Book Deal for Memoirs

TEXAS - USA - George W Bush, who cannot read, has secured a six-figure publishing deal to write a book…

16 years ago

Sarah Palin Turkey Milkshake Recipe Revealed

WASSILA - USA - Sarah Palin demonstrated her Thanksgiving spirit by having a man demonstrate the making of an Alaskan…

16 years ago

Gordon Brown: Proles Guilty of Thoughtcrimes Will Be Punished

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected architect of the New Era of Change, Comrade Brown has put forth an edict…

16 years ago

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