Youths Attack Ugly Dog Prize WinnerYouths Attack Ugly Dog Prize Winner

Youths Attack Ugly Dog Prize Winner

HADLEY WOOD - England - One of Britain's ugliest dogs is recovering after she was attacked by a gang of…

16 years ago
Gordon Brown Attended Bournemouth Fireworks DisplayGordon Brown Attended Bournemouth Fireworks Display

Gordon Brown Attended Bournemouth Fireworks Display

BOSCOMBE - England - Prime Minister Gordon Brown was said to have attended the fireworks world record attempt yesterday which…

16 years ago
Libya Adopts Scottish Bagpipes for National AnthemLibya Adopts Scottish Bagpipes for National Anthem

Libya Adopts Scottish Bagpipes for National Anthem

TRIPOLI - Libya - The Libyan national anthem is to be played solely by bagpipes as a tribute to Scotland's…

16 years ago
Mandelson’s Foul Stench of SuccessMandelson’s Foul Stench of Success

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LONDON - England - Lord Mandy is now revelling in the heady stench of power in Number 10, albeit for…

16 years ago
Scientists: "Why Eating Food is Dangerous"Scientists: "Why Eating Food is Dangerous"

Scientists: "Why Eating Food is Dangerous"

LONDON - England - Eating food is bad for your health, scientists from the British Food Institute warn.

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Hillary Clinton to Star in Hollywood Movie: "The Adventures of the Invisible Woman"Hillary Clinton to Star in Hollywood Movie: "The Adventures of the Invisible Woman"

Hillary Clinton to Star in Hollywood Movie: "The Adventures of the Invisible Woman"

LOS ANGELES - USA - Hillary Clinton has been cast by Hollywood movie moguls to star in a new remake…

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Gordon Brown: More Fuel Tax Hikes May be NeededGordon Brown: More Fuel Tax Hikes May be Needed

Gordon Brown: More Fuel Tax Hikes May be Needed

SOUTHMOULD - England - Supreme unelected leader of the British people, Gordon Brown is planning further petrol tax hikes to…

16 years ago
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LONDON - England - David Cameron and Gordon Brown have announced the formation of one single party under the Soviet…

16 years ago
Shortage of Makeup Artists Causing Problems for Entertainment SectorShortage of Makeup Artists Causing Problems for Entertainment Sector

Shortage of Makeup Artists Causing Problems for Entertainment Sector

LONDON - England - Britain's entertainment business has been practically paralysed this week after the loss of all of its…

16 years ago
White Americans Outraged by Obama's Healthcare PlansWhite Americans Outraged by Obama's Healthcare Plans

White Americans Outraged by Obama's Healthcare Plans

PENNSYLVANIA - USA - President Barack Obama's plans for a nationwide healthcare system akin to the UK's National Health Service…

16 years ago