Michael Jackson Museum to Display Prosthetic Nose

LOS ANGELES - USA - Amongst the famous white glove that the sadly deceased king of pop used to wear…

16 years ago

New NHS Ambulances Solve Hospital Beds Problem

LONDON - England - The National Health Service today unveiled its latest solution to overcrowded bedless hospitals in Britain.

16 years ago

The Demise of Nu-Labour’s Mascot Noel Gallagher

LONDON - England - Just like Nu-Labour's downfall, so too go Oasis, a bunch of has-beens and thugs, who milked…

16 years ago

3D Hollywood Movies Still Crap

LOS ANGELES - USA - It's just the same old Hollywoodized template boredom but in 3D.

16 years ago

'Climate Change' Caused by Earth's Atmosphere Say Scientists

LONDON - England - Prominent experts in 'climate change' who are conducting research for the Institute of Climate have revealed…

16 years ago

Kerry Leaves Six Kilo Cocaine Bag at Bus Stop

WARRINGTON - Cheshire - Kerry Katona was today cautioned by police for leaving a six kilogram bag of pure uncut…

16 years ago

Another Bumper Year of A Grades Under Labour

LONDON - England - A-Level and GCSE grades had another bumper year with everyone getting A grades in all of…

16 years ago

Al Qaeda: Only Terminally Ill Terrorists Need Apply

HELMAND - Afghanistan - Islamic terrorist organisations are now only recruiting terminally ill jihadists to blow up Western aeroplanes say…

16 years ago

Youths Attack Ugly Dog Prize Winner

HADLEY WOOD - England - One of Britain's ugliest dogs is recovering after she was attacked by a gang of…

16 years ago

Gordon Brown Attended Bournemouth Fireworks Display

BOSCOMBE - England - Prime Minister Gordon Brown was said to have attended the fireworks world record attempt yesterday which…

16 years ago

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