Comrade Brown Proposes New Stealth Tax for Sleeping

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected comrade, Gordon Brown is to (yawn) implement a new stealth tax where every citizen…

16 years ago

Ku Klux Klan Jubilant Over Obama Nomination Win

KENTUCKY - USA - Imperial Wizard, Ronald Edwards who had previously stated that, "anything is better than Hillary Clinton", is…

16 years ago

Prince William to Join 5 Week Caribbean Photo-op Cruise

WINDSOR - England - Prince William is setting sail on a long Caribbean Navy cruise this summer, an alcohol-fuelled permanent…

16 years ago

Shock as Scott McClellan Says Invading Iraq Was Bad Decision

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Scott McClellan's new bestselling book "What Happened" has revealed some shocking news about Bush's wars…

16 years ago

Heather Mills: "I Still Love Paul’s Money"

LOS ANGELES - CA - The recently divorced wife of former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney last night blamed the lawyers…

16 years ago

Sharon Stone Buys Villa in China

SICHUAN PROVINCE - China - Sharon Stone and her current boyfriend have bought a £12,000 chateau in the Chinese Riviera…

16 years ago

Fidel Castro Endorses Obama

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Senator Barack Obama's candidacy for the Democratic presidential nomination won the backing of Fidel Castro…

16 years ago

UFO Spotted in Blackpool

BLACKPOOL - England - Mysterious objects were seen flying over Blackpool pier on Monday according to eyewitness accounts.

16 years ago

Hillary Hoping for Osama Assassination

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Hillary Clinton is hoping on the assassination of the well known terrorist Osama. Speaking to…

16 years ago

Jade Goody to Replace Carol Vorderman on Countdown

MANCHESTER - England - Carol Vorderman the brainy assistant on the long standing daytime TV program, Countdown, will be replaced…

16 years ago

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