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The 10 Best Ways to Cut Petrol Costs

LONDON - England - With the most expensive unleaded petrol now at 118p per litre, many readers were dreading the…

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Obama Needs His Own 911Obama Needs His Own 911

Obama Needs His Own 911

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Just like George W Bush, who had a massive poll boost after 911 and a…

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Michael Jackson Museum to Display Prosthetic NoseMichael Jackson Museum to Display Prosthetic Nose

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LOS ANGELES - USA - Amongst the famous white glove that the sadly deceased king of pop used to wear…

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New NHS Ambulances Solve Hospital Beds ProblemNew NHS Ambulances Solve Hospital Beds Problem

New NHS Ambulances Solve Hospital Beds Problem

LONDON - England - The National Health Service today unveiled its latest solution to overcrowded bedless hospitals in Britain.

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LONDON - England - Just like Nu-Labour's downfall, so too go Oasis, a bunch of has-beens and thugs, who milked…

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3D Hollywood Movies Still Crap3D Hollywood Movies Still Crap

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LOS ANGELES - USA - It's just the same old Hollywoodized template boredom but in 3D.

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'Climate Change' Caused by Earth's Atmosphere Say Scientists'Climate Change' Caused by Earth's Atmosphere Say Scientists

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LONDON - England - Prominent experts in 'climate change' who are conducting research for the Institute of Climate have revealed…

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Kerry Leaves Six Kilo Cocaine Bag at Bus StopKerry Leaves Six Kilo Cocaine Bag at Bus Stop

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WARRINGTON - Cheshire - Kerry Katona was today cautioned by police for leaving a six kilogram bag of pure uncut…

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Another Bumper Year of A Grades Under LabourAnother Bumper Year of A Grades Under Labour

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LONDON - England - A-Level and GCSE grades had another bumper year with everyone getting A grades in all of…

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Al Qaeda: Only Terminally Ill Terrorists Need ApplyAl Qaeda: Only Terminally Ill Terrorists Need Apply

Al Qaeda: Only Terminally Ill Terrorists Need Apply

HELMAND - Afghanistan - Islamic terrorist organisations are now only recruiting terminally ill jihadists to blow up Western aeroplanes say…

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