Unelected PM Brown Coked Up to the EyeballUnelected PM Brown Coked Up to the Eyeball

Unelected PM Brown Coked Up to the Eyeball

LONDON - England - Unelected prime minister Gordon Brown has denied that he is coked up to his eyeball on…

16 years ago
Experts Warn Experts About Experting Expert AdviceExperts Warn Experts About Experting Expert Advice

Experts Warn Experts About Experting Expert Advice

LONDON - England - Experting levels in expertise amongst many experts utilised by the world's media experts have been called…

16 years ago
Brown Welcomes New Assisted Suicide RulingBrown Welcomes New Assisted Suicide Ruling

Brown Welcomes New Assisted Suicide Ruling

LONDON - England - Ailing unelected PM Gordon Brown showed his relief today after the High Court relaxed its rules…

16 years ago
Monopoly Money Beats Weak British Pound SterlingMonopoly Money Beats Weak British Pound Sterling

Monopoly Money Beats Weak British Pound Sterling

LONDON - England - The UK's currency, the pound sterling, is now weaker than Monopoly game money according to monetary…

16 years ago
Katie Price Does Not Want to Talk About ItKatie Price Does Not Want to Talk About It

Katie Price Does Not Want to Talk About It

ESSEX - England - Ex-glamour model Katie Price, aka Jordan does not want to talk about something for a change.

16 years ago
Gordon Brown’s ‘Cuts’ Cause for Concern?Gordon Brown’s ‘Cuts’ Cause for Concern?

Gordon Brown’s ‘Cuts’ Cause for Concern?

LONDON - England - Political pundits in Westminster were said to be baffled by the revelation that the ailing unelected…

16 years ago
Gordon Brown Promises More Muskets for Troops During Afghan VisitGordon Brown Promises More Muskets for Troops During Afghan Visit

Gordon Brown Promises More Muskets for Troops During Afghan Visit

KABUL - Afghanistan - Gordon Brown, the unelected prime minister, has praised the work of British troops in Afghanistan during…

16 years ago
Tory Weapon that Will Clinch the Election WinTory Weapon that Will Clinch the Election Win

Tory Weapon that Will Clinch the Election Win

LONDON - England - The British Conservative party has a secret weapon so devastating, and so all-encompassing that it will…

16 years ago
Jack Tweed’s Roast Duck Recipe Does Not Go Down Well in JailJack Tweed’s Roast Duck Recipe Does Not Go Down Well in Jail

Jack Tweed’s Roast Duck Recipe Does Not Go Down Well in Jail

LONDON - England - Jack Tweed has been cooking up a storm and has severely angered fellow jail inmates by…

16 years ago
Dick Cheney and Sarah Palin to Run for ElectionDick Cheney and Sarah Palin to Run for Election

Dick Cheney and Sarah Palin to Run for Election

VIRGINIA - USA - The former American vice president, Dick Cheney is to run for president in 2012 with Sarah…

16 years ago