Italian to be Brought In to Replace Mandelson

GRIMSBY - England - Aye, it's cold up North. But it's going to get even chillier in the next few…

16 years ago

US Ganja Olympics Underway After Explosive Opening Ceremony

MIAMI - USA - The United States has been gripped with bong fever as the 2009 Ganja Olympics finally got…

16 years ago

Cheney Angry at Obama Torture Ban

WYOMING - USA - Dick Cheney, the former U.S. Vice President is said to be fuming at the recent ban…

16 years ago

Some Iraqi Suicide Bombers Now Suffering from Premature Detonation

BAGHDAD - Iraq - An Islamist helpline has been set up by Jihadis working within the Sunni Triangle to try…

16 years ago

Daily Squib Hires Labour Peer

ESSEX - England - The Daily Squib has managed to hire a Lord to change the law in our favour.

16 years ago

Comrade Brown Economic Success Hailed by IMF

LONDON - England - British Soviet Supreme Unelected Commander in Chief, Comrade Gordon Brown, has been hailed by the IMF…

16 years ago

Black In Vogue – Why Michael Jackson Regrets Whitening

LOS ANGELES - USA - Black is in vogue right now. You've got the first black president, Barack Obama, the…

16 years ago

Impartial BBC to Fly Israeli Flag on News Broadcasts

LONDON - England - In an effort to remain 'impartial' the BBC is going to play the Israeli national anthem…

16 years ago

Released Gitmo Inmate Now Chef De Partie at Top London Brasserie

LONDON - England - A Saudi militant who was released from Guantanamo Bay after six years of confinement is now…

16 years ago

Club Gitmo to be Shutdown Orders Obama

GUANTANAMO BAY - Cuba - News that Barack Obama has ordered the closing of Club Gitmo has caused consternation and…

16 years ago

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