George W Bush Lost on Runaway Homemade BalloonGeorge W Bush Lost on Runaway Homemade Balloon

George W Bush Lost on Runaway Homemade Balloon

DENVER - Colorado - Ex-president, George W Bush led the US authorities on a wild chase yesterday when it was…

15 years ago
Comrade Brown Urges People Not to be Fooled by ‘Bourgeois Capitalist Tory Scum’Comrade Brown Urges People Not to be Fooled by ‘Bourgeois Capitalist Tory Scum’

Comrade Brown Urges People Not to be Fooled by ‘Bourgeois Capitalist Tory Scum’

LONDON - England - Unelected Supreme Commander of the British Soviet People, Comrade Gordon Brown, has told of his fears…

15 years ago
Leading Think Tank: "Gordon Brown Blinded by Power"Leading Think Tank: "Gordon Brown Blinded by Power"

Leading Think Tank: "Gordon Brown Blinded by Power"

LONDON - England - Gordon Brown's policies have come under attack from a leading think tank for being blinded by…

15 years ago
Man Wins Nobel Prize for Doing Absolutely NothingMan Wins Nobel Prize for Doing Absolutely Nothing

Man Wins Nobel Prize for Doing Absolutely Nothing

OSLO - Norway - An American man was today given one of the world's most prestigious prizes for doing nothing.

15 years ago
£1 million Earner Paxman to Join Marxist Commune£1 million Earner Paxman to Join Marxist Commune

£1 million Earner Paxman to Join Marxist Commune

GRIMSDALE - England - Jeremy Paxman, presenter of the BBC's Newsnight, has vowed to join a Marxist commune in the…

15 years ago
McDonald's Restaurants to Open at the LouvreMcDonald's Restaurants to Open at the Louvre

McDonald's Restaurants to Open at the Louvre

PARIS - France - In a move that may put many satirists out of a job, the world famous seat…

15 years ago
Bill Clinton Coached David Letterman Says Ex-ProducerBill Clinton Coached David Letterman Says Ex-Producer

Bill Clinton Coached David Letterman Says Ex-Producer

NEW YORK - USA - Ex-Late Show producer, Ernie Pozlowski, has told of how ex-president Clinton would visit Letterman and…

15 years ago
G7 G4 G20 and G54 to Meet in One RoomG7 G4 G20 and G54 to Meet in One Room

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NEW YORK - USA - Plans are being hatched to host a massive G meeting of countries that could possibly…

16 years ago
Blair Licking Lips for Irish EU Referendum ‘Yes’ VoteBlair Licking Lips for Irish EU Referendum ‘Yes’ Vote

Blair Licking Lips for Irish EU Referendum ‘Yes’ Vote

Dublin - Ireland - Tony Blair was licking his lips at the thought of more power and money than he…

16 years ago
BBC’s Andrew Marr to Receive ASBOBBC’s Andrew Marr to Receive ASBO

BBC’s Andrew Marr to Receive ASBO

LONDON - England - Labour dignitaries at the Brighton conference were today jubilant that PM Gordon Brown and his evil…

16 years ago