Britons Take Early Retirement off Somali Pirate Coast

HARADHEERE - Somalia - Sun, sea and an AK-47 stuck firmly against your temple. British retirees are flocking to the…

15 years ago

Peter Andre and Jordan to be Shot Up into Outer Space

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Finally, an EU directive that may be deemed as useful for a change. Soppy pop mimer,…

15 years ago

New Study: Cellphone Use is Good For You

STOCKHOLM - Sweden - More people should be encouraged to use mobile phones a new independent study has concluded.

15 years ago

Brown Saves Economy

LONDON - England - Prime Minister, Gordon Brown briefly broke off a session of 'World Saving' to oversee his British…

15 years ago

Banks Now Require Applicants to Beg for Mortgages

LONDON - England - Applicants for a home loan will have to beg at the feet of bankers under proposals…

15 years ago

Taliban Party Wins Afghan Election

KABUL - Afghanistan - In a landslide win that has captivated the world, the Afghan election was won conclusively by…

15 years ago

Bank Executives Get Away With Second Taxpayer Funded Heist

LONDON - England - Taxpayers in Britain are once again set to foot another bonanza bonus busting whore and champagne…

15 years ago

New Royal Mail Movie: ‘The Postman Never Rings Once’

LONDON - England - A new British film set to commemorate the Royal Mail service is to be released soon.

15 years ago

George W Bush Lost on Runaway Homemade Balloon

DENVER - Colorado - Ex-president, George W Bush led the US authorities on a wild chase yesterday when it was…

15 years ago

Comrade Brown Urges People Not to be Fooled by ‘Bourgeois Capitalist Tory Scum’

LONDON - England - Unelected Supreme Commander of the British Soviet People, Comrade Gordon Brown, has told of his fears…

15 years ago

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