Oil Found in UK – US to Invade Next Week

LONDON - England - Vast reserves of oil have been discovered in London close to the Queen's palace. On hearing…

16 years ago

I’m an Older Shylock, Says PM

LONDON - England - Gordon Brown has said it is "absolutely correct" to compare him to Shylock - the evil,…

16 years ago

Is Emphysema the new Anorexia?

LONDON - England - The fashion and music world has found a new disease, no not Amy Winehouse -- Emphysema.

16 years ago

Oil Found in Zimbabwe – UK and US to Invade Next Week

LONDON - England - Vast reserves of oil have been discovered in Harare close to dictator, Robert Mugabe's palace. On…

16 years ago

Obama Eunuch Castration Scare

CHICAGO - USA - Senator Barack Obama was embroiled in a castration drama during a Fox News interview with Jesse…

16 years ago

Gordon Brown Calls for a Tax on Recession

LONDON - England - Gordon Brown will introduce a new tax on recession in addition to all the other taxes…

16 years ago

Tourists Coming to Britain Advised to Wear Stab Vests

LONDON - England - Amid the frenzied mass stabbing event that is occurring in England at the moment, tourists entering…

16 years ago

Comrades We Must Stop Wasting Food Rations

LONDON - England - Comrade Brown is urging the people to not waste food rations and to recycle all that…

16 years ago

New Iraq Flag Unveiled

BAGHDAD - Iraq - There were mass celebrations across the whole of Washington when the new Iraqi flag was unveiled…

16 years ago

The White House to be Repossessed

WASHINGTON DC - USA - The White House is going to be repossessed by America's lenders because of serious economic…

16 years ago

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