Kabul Grand Prix Gets Off to Explosive Start

KABUL - Afghanistan - After an intense qualifying session on Saturday, the Afghan Grand Prix began in spectacular fashion.

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More Good News Again Today

LONDON - England - We're still being ruled by Gordon Brown's Labour plus there's nothing good on the telly, oh…

15 years ago

Terror as Murdoch Empire Threatens to Pull News Sites from Internet

LONDON - England - There was terror in the Google head office and internet today after Rupert Murdoch threatened to…

15 years ago

Virginia Tech Graduate Doesn't Go on Shooting Spree

VIRGINIA - USA - Americans were in shock today after it was revealed a Virginia Tech graduate did not commit…

15 years ago

Unelected Comrade Brown Thanks 'British' People for Sleepwalking into EU Marxist State

SECTOR 08 - Sector 34 - Unelected supreme commander in chief, Comrade Gordon Brown, today thanked the British proletariat for…

15 years ago

British Troops Training Afghans to Shoot British Troops More Accurately

HELMAND - Afghanistan - In a bid to speed up the process of imminent defeat in a hostile country where…

15 years ago

Random Horrific Daily Mail Headline Every 30 Seconds in UK

LONDON - England - The Daily Mail pumps out more horrific stories per day than any other fear-mongering media outlet,…

15 years ago

American Files Lawsuit Against Self

BOSTON - USA - An American man who had his feelings hurt after wrestling with his own conscience is set…

15 years ago

Gordon Brown Endorses Tony Blair

LONDON - England - Tony Blair's hopes of becoming the EU President were in tatters today after the endorsement of…

15 years ago

Royal Mail: No Junk Mail and Bills Delivered for Weeks

LONDON - England - There were celebrations in the streets of Britain today after news that the Royal Mail strike…

15 years ago

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