Gordon Brown Endorses Tony BlairGordon Brown Endorses Tony Blair

Gordon Brown Endorses Tony Blair

LONDON - England - Tony Blair's hopes of becoming the EU President were in tatters today after the endorsement of…

15 years ago
Royal Mail: No Junk Mail and Bills Delivered for WeeksRoyal Mail: No Junk Mail and Bills Delivered for Weeks

Royal Mail: No Junk Mail and Bills Delivered for Weeks

LONDON - England - There were celebrations in the streets of Britain today after news that the Royal Mail strike…

15 years ago
Britons Take Early Retirement off Somali Pirate CoastBritons Take Early Retirement off Somali Pirate Coast

Britons Take Early Retirement off Somali Pirate Coast

HARADHEERE - Somalia - Sun, sea and an AK-47 stuck firmly against your temple. British retirees are flocking to the…

15 years ago
Peter Andre and Jordan to be Shot Up into Outer SpacePeter Andre and Jordan to be Shot Up into Outer Space

Peter Andre and Jordan to be Shot Up into Outer Space

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Finally, an EU directive that may be deemed as useful for a change. Soppy pop mimer,…

15 years ago
New Study: Cellphone Use is Good For YouNew Study: Cellphone Use is Good For You

New Study: Cellphone Use is Good For You

STOCKHOLM - Sweden - More people should be encouraged to use mobile phones a new independent study has concluded.

15 years ago
Brown Saves EconomyBrown Saves Economy

Brown Saves Economy

LONDON - England - Prime Minister, Gordon Brown briefly broke off a session of 'World Saving' to oversee his British…

15 years ago
Banks Now Require Applicants to Beg for MortgagesBanks Now Require Applicants to Beg for Mortgages

Banks Now Require Applicants to Beg for Mortgages

LONDON - England - Applicants for a home loan will have to beg at the feet of bankers under proposals…

15 years ago
Taliban Party Wins Afghan ElectionTaliban Party Wins Afghan Election

Taliban Party Wins Afghan Election

KABUL - Afghanistan - In a landslide win that has captivated the world, the Afghan election was won conclusively by…

15 years ago
Bank Executives Get Away With Second Taxpayer Funded HeistBank Executives Get Away With Second Taxpayer Funded Heist

Bank Executives Get Away With Second Taxpayer Funded Heist

LONDON - England - Taxpayers in Britain are once again set to foot another bonanza bonus busting whore and champagne…

15 years ago
New Royal Mail Movie: ‘The Postman Never Rings Once’New Royal Mail Movie: ‘The Postman Never Rings Once’

New Royal Mail Movie: ‘The Postman Never Rings Once’

LONDON - England - A new British film set to commemorate the Royal Mail service is to be released soon.

15 years ago