Katie Price Received Daily Brain Botox Injections Before Jungle ShowKatie Price Received Daily Brain Botox Injections Before Jungle Show

Katie Price Received Daily Brain Botox Injections Before Jungle Show

LOS ANGELES - USA - Ex-model and author of 33 books, Katie Price, has been having daily botox doses injected…

15 years ago
Obama Nearing Decision to Send More Troops to US CitiesObama Nearing Decision to Send More Troops to US Cities

Obama Nearing Decision to Send More Troops to US Cities

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Barack Obama is nearing a decision to send more than 300,000 additional U.S. troops…

15 years ago
Kabul Grand Prix Gets Off to Explosive StartKabul Grand Prix Gets Off to Explosive Start

Kabul Grand Prix Gets Off to Explosive Start

KABUL - Afghanistan - After an intense qualifying session on Saturday, the Afghan Grand Prix began in spectacular fashion.

15 years ago
More Good News Again TodayMore Good News Again Today

More Good News Again Today

LONDON - England - We're still being ruled by Gordon Brown's Labour plus there's nothing good on the telly, oh…

15 years ago
Terror as Murdoch Empire Threatens to Pull News Sites from InternetTerror as Murdoch Empire Threatens to Pull News Sites from Internet

Terror as Murdoch Empire Threatens to Pull News Sites from Internet

LONDON - England - There was terror in the Google head office and internet today after Rupert Murdoch threatened to…

15 years ago
Virginia Tech Graduate Doesn't Go on Shooting SpreeVirginia Tech Graduate Doesn't Go on Shooting Spree

Virginia Tech Graduate Doesn't Go on Shooting Spree

VIRGINIA - USA - Americans were in shock today after it was revealed a Virginia Tech graduate did not commit…

15 years ago
Unelected Comrade Brown Thanks 'British' People for Sleepwalking into EU Marxist StateUnelected Comrade Brown Thanks 'British' People for Sleepwalking into EU Marxist State

Unelected Comrade Brown Thanks 'British' People for Sleepwalking into EU Marxist State

SECTOR 08 - Sector 34 - Unelected supreme commander in chief, Comrade Gordon Brown, today thanked the British proletariat for…

15 years ago
British Troops Training Afghans to Shoot British Troops More AccuratelyBritish Troops Training Afghans to Shoot British Troops More Accurately

British Troops Training Afghans to Shoot British Troops More Accurately

HELMAND - Afghanistan - In a bid to speed up the process of imminent defeat in a hostile country where…

15 years ago
Random Horrific Daily Mail Headline Every 30 Seconds in UKRandom Horrific Daily Mail Headline Every 30 Seconds in UK

Random Horrific Daily Mail Headline Every 30 Seconds in UK

LONDON - England - The Daily Mail pumps out more horrific stories per day than any other fear-mongering media outlet,…

15 years ago
American Files Lawsuit Against SelfAmerican Files Lawsuit Against Self

American Files Lawsuit Against Self

BOSTON - USA - An American man who had his feelings hurt after wrestling with his own conscience is set…

15 years ago