House Prices to Drop by 55% to Enable Soviet Housing Schemes

LONDON - England - Comrade Gordon Brown's plan of bankrupting Britain is working according to senior members of Whitehall's Politburo…

16 years ago

Brown Has Weekend Movie Session After American Trip

LONDON - England - Unelected prime minister, Gordon Brown, has been watching movies all of this weekend.

16 years ago

Exposed: The Food From ‘Fat Duck’ Restaurant That Poisoned Thousands

BERKSHIRE - England - The Fat Duck restaurant at the centre of a massive food poisoning outbreak has risen to…

16 years ago

Apple Computers Creates Apple

CUPERTINO - USA - Apple Computers Inc. has created an Apple product that has astounded techies across the world --…

16 years ago

Hillary Clinton Shapeshifts During Crisis Summit

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told an audience Friday "never waste a good crisis," and momentarily…

16 years ago

Video: Mandelson Gets Gunked

LONDON - England - Lord Mandelson has had some gooey stuff thrown over him on his way to work. The…

16 years ago

Bank of England to Give Everyone £10,000

LONDON - England - Mervyn King, the Bank of England's chairman, announced today, that he will give everyone in England…

16 years ago

"It’s Britney Bitches!"

NEW ORLEANS - USA - Britney Spears is back and this time she's packing some serious music into her 23rd…

16 years ago

Pakistan: "Anyone for Cricket?"

LAHORE - Pakistan - The Cricket World Cup got off to a cracking start yesterday with a volley of shots…

16 years ago

Gordon Brown Lost Fake Eyeball at Start of Washington Visit

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Gordon Brown nearly missed his appointment with American President Barack Obama when he lost his…

16 years ago

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