Tiger Woods Visits O.J. Simpson

LOVELOCK - USA - Fallen golf star, Tiger Woods, today visited another fallen sports star, O.J. Simpson in prison.

15 years ago
Urgent Climate Change Communique from Comrade BrownUrgent Climate Change Communique from Comrade Brown

Urgent Climate Change Communique from Comrade Brown

COPENHAGEN - Denmark - Supreme unelected Soviet leader, comrade Brown, today reiterated to the communist State of Europe's people that…

15 years ago
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Conman Outrages Veterans at Military Parade

BEDWORTH - England - A hunt was underway today for a conman who outraged veterans by turning up to march…

15 years ago
Nobel Peace Prize Winner Sends More Troops InNobel Peace Prize Winner Sends More Troops In

Nobel Peace Prize Winner Sends More Troops In

WASHINGTON DC - USA - This year's Nobel Peace Prize winner, president Barack Obama, is sending more than 30,000 troops…

15 years ago
Ex-Bush Admin Praises Afghan Obama Troops StanceEx-Bush Admin Praises Afghan Obama Troops Stance

Ex-Bush Admin Praises Afghan Obama Troops Stance

TEXAS - USA - All of the previous Bush administration have openly praised president Barack Obama's stance on sending more…

15 years ago
Sarah Palin Still Not Read Her Own BookSarah Palin Still Not Read Her Own Book

Sarah Palin Still Not Read Her Own Book

WASILLA - USA - The 2012 election hopeful, Sarah Palin, has spoken of her refusal to read her own book,…

15 years ago
Jacko DNA Perfume Turns People into Perverts FearsJacko DNA Perfume Turns People into Perverts Fears

Jacko DNA Perfume Turns People into Perverts Fears

LOS ANGELES - USA - When Billy Batts squirted some Michael Jackson DNA juice onto himself he was surprised at…

15 years ago
Payday: Thousands of Women Claim Affair With Tiger WoodsPayday: Thousands of Women Claim Affair With Tiger Woods

Payday: Thousands of Women Claim Affair With Tiger Woods

FLORIDA - USA - Queues of women were stretching for three blocks around an Orlando based lawyers office to claim…

15 years ago
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Geriatric Vampire Movie US Box Office Takings Record

LOS ANGELES - USA - Forget about the thousandth High School teen vampire flick. How about a movie that is…

15 years ago
Taliban Use Hamsters as BombsTaliban Use Hamsters as Bombs

Taliban Use Hamsters as Bombs

HELMAND - Afghanistan - Cruel Taliban fighters are using hamsters as deadly bombs to attack Brit troops.

15 years ago