D-Day Hero’s Funeral to Get Media Coverage

LONDON - England - A brave veteran of the D-Day landings is to get media coverage and be given full…

16 years ago

Tories Avoiding Election Win

LONDON - England - According to senior Conservatives, Britain is too far gone to even bother winning an election.

16 years ago

Obama Secretly Consulting Witchdoctors to Save U.S. Economy

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama has been secretly consulting African witchdoctors on how to solve America's economic…

16 years ago

North Korean Pizza Toppings Cause a Stir

PYONGYANG - North Korea - The launch of Pyongyang's first pizza restaurant brings to fruition a ten-year effort by dictator…

16 years ago

Posh Spice Swallows Pea in Dinner Drama

LOS ANGELES - USA - Victoria Beckham was today embroiled in a transatlantic culinary fiasco that has gripped the world's…

16 years ago

Max Clifford Announces Jade Goody Funeral Extravaganza

ESSEX - England - Preparations are under way for the biggest state funeral since the death of Princess Diana.

16 years ago

Tweed: "I Was Absolutely Terrified"

ESSEX - England - Jack Tweed said he feared the "very worst news" when he was called urgently to Jade…

16 years ago

Coma Man Demands to Go Back to Sleep

LOS ANGELES - USA - John Fandango, who has been in a prolonged coma for the past 25 years, has…

16 years ago

Bernie Madoff Starts Prison Ponzi Scheme

NEW YORK - USA - Manhattan's Metropolitan Correctional Center prison was buzzing with the news that the man who stashed…

16 years ago

Cheney and Bush to Personally Oversee Shoe-Thrower Hero’s Torture

TEXAS - USA - The Iraqi journalist who hurled his shoes at George Bush, gaining instant hero status in much…

16 years ago

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