Snow Blizzards Hit Copenhagen Global Warming Summit

COPENHAGEN - Denmark - The freezing weather and snow has brought the spectre of dangerous temperature rises to the Global…

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Urgent Order from Comrade Brown to Support Latest X Factor ActUrgent Order from Comrade Brown to Support Latest X Factor Act

Urgent Order from Comrade Brown to Support Latest X Factor Act

GRIMLEY - England - Unelected leader of the British Soviet people, Comrade Brown today urged proles to buy more albums…

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Freed Lockerbie Bomber on Luxury Caribbean CruiseFreed Lockerbie Bomber on Luxury Caribbean Cruise

Freed Lockerbie Bomber on Luxury Caribbean Cruise

BARBADOS - West Indies - Convicted Lockerbie bomber, Abdulbaset Ali al-Megrahi, who was freed from prison early after Gordon Brown's…

15 years ago
Man Tweets During Heart AttackMan Tweets During Heart Attack

Man Tweets During Heart Attack

NEW YORK - USA - Ed Herlihy, a 58 year old Twitter addict and car salesman from Queens, was today…

15 years ago
Al Gore to Make New Film: ‘A Convenient Untruth’Al Gore to Make New Film: ‘A Convenient Untruth’

Al Gore to Make New Film: ‘A Convenient Untruth’

COPENHAGEN - Denmark - Hot air peddler and liar extraordinaire, Al Gore, is set to make even more money than…

15 years ago
Berlusconi to Star in New Rocky MovieBerlusconi to Star in New Rocky Movie

Berlusconi to Star in New Rocky Movie

MILAN - Italy - Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi, is to star in a new Hollywood production of Rocky it was…

15 years ago
Tiger Woods to Take Break After 18 Hole VictoryTiger Woods to Take Break After 18 Hole Victory

Tiger Woods to Take Break After 18 Hole Victory

FLORIDA - USA - Champion golfer, Tiger Woods, is to take a brief break from 'golfing' after another 18 hole…

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Every Chinese Person to be Issued with Gas GuzzlerEvery Chinese Person to be Issued with Gas Guzzler

Every Chinese Person to be Issued with Gas Guzzler

BEIJING - China - The communist regime in the People's Republic is speeding ahead with plans to supply every Chinese…

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Mass City UK Exodus Marathon Season BeginsMass City UK Exodus Marathon Season Begins

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LONDON - England - Get ready for the marathon of the decade when thousands of top earning bankers, financiers, IT…

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Darling Loses Eyebrows in Pre-Budget Accident

LONDON - England - The chancellor of the exchequer was today mourning the loss of his bushy eyebrows after suffering…

15 years ago