Prince Harry Follows Father’s Footsteps on Polo Field

LONDON - England - Prince Harry has decided to follow in his father's footsteps by taking up the equestrian sport…

16 years ago

Madonna to Adopt Bungling Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi

STRASBOURG - France - Pop hack, Madonna, who is desperate to adopt someone or something, is set to adopt the…

16 years ago

Shooting Season Begins Early in America

PITTSBURGH - USA - This years shooting season got off to a cracking start as Americans braced themselves for a…

16 years ago

Madonna Prepares to Buy Malawi After Adoption Denial

LILONGWE - Malawi - Jilted adoptee, Madonna has vowed to buy the whole country of Malawi after a judge ruled…

16 years ago

‘Google Set to Buy Daily Squib’

LONDON - England - Google is in late stage talks to buy the best news site on the internet, the…

16 years ago

G20 Stimulus Plan Biggest April Fools Joke of All Time Admit Leaders

LONDON - England - Headed by unelected clown, Gordon Brown, G20 leaders admitted after the summit that the whole affair…

16 years ago

Big Brother is Watching: Surveillance Rectal Implant Box to Track Citizens is Backed

LONDON - England - In the next episode of Labour's surveillance society, the government is backing EU proposals to have…

16 years ago

G20 Celebration Mascot Finally Revealed

LONDON - England - Party-goers and fun-seekers for the upcoming G20 celebrations have revealed their party-time mascot as the one…

16 years ago

Palace Revises Prince Philip Royal Variety Words

LONDON - England - Buckingham Palace has been quick to act and dispel claims that Prince Philip, the Duke of…

16 years ago

Green Activist, Porritt, to Kill Himself to Save Planet from Global Warming

LONDON - England - One of the government's leading green activists, Jonathon Porritt, has agreed to set a good example…

16 years ago

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