Gordon Brown: "Fear Levels Not High Enough"

LONDON - England - Unelected leader of the British Soviet people, Gordon Brown, is relishing the introduction of the swine…

16 years ago

Swine Flu Latest: Sir Fred Goodwin Spotted in Mexico

ACAPULCO - Mexico - That old swine and supreme swindler of the British taxpayer, ex-RBS boss, Sir Fred Goodwin has…

16 years ago

Moon Landing Warehouse Up For Sale

NEVADA - USA - It seems the credit crunch has also not been very kind to the owners of the…

16 years ago

Comrade Darling's Brain Drain Budget Ensures Mass Defections

LONDON - England - Comrade Darling's 50% tax band hike has prompted many of the highly educated and skilled to…

16 years ago

Rise of Tescoism Threatens World

LONDON - England - The gradual rise of Tescoism across the world is worrying nations who have not yet been…

16 years ago

CIA May Have to Torture Obama Over Secret Memos Leak

LANGLEY - USA - The Central Intelligence Agency plans on showing Barack Obama some of the interrogation techniques they employ…

16 years ago

Ugly Spector Just Wanted to Get Laid

LOS ANGELES - USA - Music Industry insiders and psychiatrists have revealed that Phil Spector, 68, was such an 'ugly…

16 years ago

New Turin Shroud Dinosaur Clue Revealed

ALABAMA - USA - Scientists researching the Turin Shroud have revealed startling evidence about the ancient artefact that has stunned…

16 years ago

Islamic Hate Preacher Abu Hamza Takes Up Knitting in Prison

LONDON - England - Firebrand Islamic preacher, Abu Hamza has taken up knitting in prison.

16 years ago

Proles Ordered to Pay More Tax to Fund Party Essentials

LONDON - England - Comrade Brown has ordered an increase in taxation so that high ranking party officials and Labour…

16 years ago

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