£500 Billion to Buy Humungous Amount of Prostitutes and Champagne for Bank Executives

LONDON - England - Taxpayers in Britain are going to foot one of the heftiest whore and champagne bills in…

16 years ago

McCain ‘Still Alive’ Say Advisers

NASHVILLE - USA - John McCain's advisers insisted that he is still alive despite a flat lining performance in the…

16 years ago

Brown Nationalises British Capitalist Banks

LONDON - England - Comrade Gordon Brown has ordered the last remnants of capitalism be squashed by the Bolshevik Economic…

16 years ago

Iceland on Sale for $5,999.99 on eBay

REYKJAVIK - Iceland - The tiny island nation of Iceland was today put up for sale for $5,999.99 and will…

16 years ago

‘We Got Him’

LAS VEGAS - USA - Justice has finally found OJ Simpson thirteen years after his acquittal for the murder of…

16 years ago

Daily Squib Bank Account Guarantees All Deposits

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib Media Empire has issued a blanket guarantee of all bank deposits after panic…

16 years ago

Banks to Diversify by Selling Groceries

LONDON - England - Hard hit banks are finding new ways to raise cash in these hard 'credit crunch' times.

16 years ago

Scientific Study Reveals Lazy People Live Longer

STOCKHOLM - Sweden - Researchers working for the Stockholm Institute have released new data showing that inactivity and laziness are…

16 years ago

Comrades Across World Welcome Centralized Economy

NEW YORK - USA - The final bell tolled today for capitalism as a new era was ushered in.

16 years ago

John McCain’s Vice President Sarah Palin Learning the Ropes

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Republican VP hopeful Sarah Palin has been briefed by campaign advisers on what is needed…

16 years ago

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