President Obama Sure Makes a Good Cup of Coffee Says Klan Deputy

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama invited the Ku Klux Klan's Deputy Imperial Wizard, William Jefferson Billy Bob…

15 years ago

New Retirement Age to be Increased to Five Years After Death

LONDON - England - Workers would only be forced to retire after dying, radical new Government proposals dictate.

15 years ago

Gordon Brown Refuses to Leave 10-Year-Old Girl’s Birthday Party

LONDON - England - Whilst attending a pre-election photo op. at a 10-year-old's birthday party, the ailing PM refused to…

15 years ago

Heather Mills to Star in ‘Dancing on Thin Ice’

LONDON - England - The lying fantasist and gold-digger, Heather Mills, is to try and persuade the public for the…

15 years ago

Immigrants Caught Trying to Flee Britain

DOVER - England - Sixty immigrants who were caught trying to escape Britain on a boat, were detained today, says…

15 years ago

Microsoft Shows Off ‘Slate’ PC

LAS VEGAS - USA - Microsoft introduces their new slate PC ahead of the launch of a much rumoured device…

15 years ago

The Internal Organ Removal Diet that Can Help You Stay Slim Forever

LONDON - England - Do you find it impossible to lose weight and keep it off despite your best efforts…

15 years ago

Brown Holds Emergency Summit Meeting from Within Summit Meeting

SWINDON - England - The unelected prime minister, Gordon Brown has called for another urgent world summit meeting on terrorism…

15 years ago

Cross Dressing Cage Fighter Ruck With Gay Rugby Players Ruins Tesco Store Opening

BASILDON - England - There was mayhem yesterday when a charity celebrity Tesco superstore opening ceremony descended into chaos.

15 years ago

Cameron Fed Up With Blue People Wants to Explore Green People

LOS ANGELES - USA - 'Avatar' director James Cameron has told an American entertainment magazine of his wish to make…

15 years ago

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