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BEIJING - China - The Chinese president has declared all out war on China and will censor all communication in…

15 years ago
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TEXAS - USA - In a bid to get the former British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, to talk about his…

15 years ago
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WASHINGTON DC - USA - Long term oil futures have been rising steadily because of the Obama administration's plans to…

15 years ago
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WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama invited the Ku Klux Klan's Deputy Imperial Wizard, William Jefferson Billy Bob…

15 years ago
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LONDON - England - Workers would only be forced to retire after dying, radical new Government proposals dictate.

15 years ago
Gordon Brown Refuses to Leave 10-Year-Old Girl’s Birthday PartyGordon Brown Refuses to Leave 10-Year-Old Girl’s Birthday Party

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LONDON - England - Whilst attending a pre-election photo op. at a 10-year-old's birthday party, the ailing PM refused to…

15 years ago
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LONDON - England - The lying fantasist and gold-digger, Heather Mills, is to try and persuade the public for the…

15 years ago
Immigrants Caught Trying to Flee BritainImmigrants Caught Trying to Flee Britain

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DOVER - England - Sixty immigrants who were caught trying to escape Britain on a boat, were detained today, says…

15 years ago
Microsoft Shows Off ‘Slate’ PCMicrosoft Shows Off ‘Slate’ PC

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LAS VEGAS - USA - Microsoft introduces their new slate PC ahead of the launch of a much rumoured device…

15 years ago
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LONDON - England - Do you find it impossible to lose weight and keep it off despite your best efforts…

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