Taliban to be Given ASBOsTaliban to be Given ASBOs

Taliban to be Given ASBOs

LONDON - England - Gordon Brown, has announced a new Labour initiative to solve the problem in Afghanistan once and…

15 years ago
Andy Murray Swallows Tennis Ball During FinalAndy Murray Swallows Tennis Ball During Final

Andy Murray Swallows Tennis Ball During Final

MELBOURNE - Australia - The Rod Laver Arena was treated to a stonking grand slam final with Scot tennis supremo,…

15 years ago
Massive Celebrations in Britain’s Streets as Recession End AnnouncedMassive Celebrations in Britain’s Streets as Recession End Announced

Massive Celebrations in Britain’s Streets as Recession End Announced

LONDON - England - All across the country there were celebrations and street parties to rival even the Queen's Golden…

15 years ago
BNP Wants Foreign Factory Robots OutBNP Wants Foreign Factory Robots Out

BNP Wants Foreign Factory Robots Out

DAGENHAM - England - British National Party leader, Nick Griffin has today called for the deportation of all foreign robots…

15 years ago
United Nations to Evacuate Brangelina Children After SplitUnited Nations to Evacuate Brangelina Children After Split

United Nations to Evacuate Brangelina Children After Split

LOS ANGELES - USA - The United Nations has mobilised an evacuation force for the adopted children of Brad Pitt…

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Bankers Furious After Bonuses Accidentally Directed to HaitiBankers Furious After Bonuses Accidentally Directed to Haiti

Bankers Furious After Bonuses Accidentally Directed to Haiti

PORT-AU-PRINCE - Haiti - Twelve Goldman Sachs bankers, who were to receive £800,000 bonuses each, were said to be furious…

15 years ago
Funky Obama Photos Could Not Boost Democrat Massachusetts VotesFunky Obama Photos Could Not Boost Democrat Massachusetts Votes

Funky Obama Photos Could Not Boost Democrat Massachusetts Votes

BOSTON - USA - Despite Barack Obama touting pictures from his youth in the 1970's against the nude photos of…

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British Airways Staff to be Handcuffed to TrolleysBritish Airways Staff to be Handcuffed to Trolleys

British Airways Staff to be Handcuffed to Trolleys

LONDON - England - In a bid to stop BA cabin crew from striking or trying to escape, British Airways…

15 years ago
How 50 Per Cent Tax Rise May Ensure Brit Win at WimbledonHow 50 Per Cent Tax Rise May Ensure Brit Win at Wimbledon

How 50 Per Cent Tax Rise May Ensure Brit Win at Wimbledon

LONDON - England - Labour's punitive draconian tax rules could ensure the first British Wimbledon win since Fred Perry in…

15 years ago
Bin Laden Could Be Walking Around In Many Disguises Says FBIBin Laden Could Be Walking Around In Many Disguises Says FBI

Bin Laden Could Be Walking Around In Many Disguises Says FBI

WASHINGTON D.C.- USA - The FBI has published fresh photographs of Osama bin Laden to try to track down the…

15 years ago