Labour Stasi Officers Fine Man £50 for Dropping £10

AYR - Scotland - An arthritis sufferer was accused of littering and handed a £50 fixed-penalty notice after dropping a…

16 years ago

All Aboard the Paris Train

LOS ANGELES - USA - Paris Hilton is to open her own train company and rail network, so that everyone…

16 years ago

Prime Minister's 19th Relaunch Goes Well

LONDON - England - Unelected leader of the Labour party, Gordon Brown, has had another successful relaunch of his premiership,…

16 years ago

Obama Affecting Weather Claim White House Aides

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Hussein Obama has been found to be able to control the weather wherever…

16 years ago

Gordon Brown Eats Own Hand

LONDON - England - British prime minister, Gordon Brown ate his own hand live on television today after the European…

16 years ago

BNP Leader Nick Griffin Thanks Brown For EU Win

LONDON - England - Britain's Fascist group, the BNP, thanked Gordon Brown personally for handing over a taxpayer funded term…

16 years ago

Balls to Sing Castrato

LONDON - England - It's balls to the wall as Ed Balls volunteers to sing as a castrato at the…

16 years ago

Tories Relief After Brown Stays

LONDON - England - There was a collective sigh of relief from the Conservative party after Gordon Brown clung onto…

16 years ago

Exclusive Footage of Amy Winehouse Rehearsing in St Lucia Released

GARRAND - St Lucia - Famous pop starlet Amy Winehouse, who now owns a luxury home on the Caribbean island,…

16 years ago

Comrade Smith: "My Job Is Done Here"

LONDON - England - Comrade Jacqui Smith, who has been instrumental in bringing Britain into the new era of surveillance…

16 years ago

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