Spartans Takeover Greece

THERMOPYLAE - Greece - Massive riots which have erupted all over Greece may be a sign that ancient Sparta has…

16 years ago

Paris Hilton to Have Size 16 Feet Surgically Reduced

LOS ANGELES - USA - Surgeons at UCLA Hospital were today preparing for a major surgical operation on Paris Hilton's…

16 years ago

Unknown 'Celebrity' Wins Another Reality Show

CANBERRA - Australia - An unknown celebrity won first place in another episode of a reality TV show.

16 years ago

‘Ladies and Gentlemen — We Got Him!’ – OJ Simpson Jailed

LAS VEGAS - USA - Justice has finally found OJ Simpson thirteen years after his acquittal for the murder of…

16 years ago

Daily Squib Newspaper Billion Pound BoE and US Fed. Rescue Plea

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib newspaper is requesting billions of pounds from the Bank of England and US…

16 years ago

Entire Conservative Party Arrested

LONDON - England - The whole of the UK Conservative party was today arrested on charges of opposing the one…

16 years ago

UN Climate Talks to Create 13,000 Tonnes of Hot Air and Methane

WARSAW - Poland - Around 13,000 tonnes of carbon dioxide (CO2) and methane gas will be added to the Earth's…

16 years ago

Bush Wants History to See Him as a Liberator of Millions from Life

WASHINGTON DC - USA - George W. Bush hopes history will see him as a president who liberated millions of…

16 years ago

Comrade Brown Orders Arrest of Traitor to the People Damien Green

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected comrade, Gordon Brown, ordered the Commissar of Stasi State Police, Comrade Ian Blair to…

16 years ago

Teenage Murderers To Be Let Off If They Say Sorry Under New Plans

LONDON - England - Teenage murderers, cut throats, slashers and shooters will escape any punishment if they agree to say…

16 years ago

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