Gordon Brown Tipped for Professorship at Scunthorpe Technical College

SCUNTHORPE - England - Gordon Brown wants to be a tech. college professor when he quits Downing Street, his close…

16 years ago

Michael Foot to Come Out of Retirement to Head Labour Party

LONDON - England - Bring out the formaldehyde! Michael Foot, 93, has agreed to come back as leader of the…

16 years ago

Sir Fred Goodwin Contemplated Suicide

CANNES - France - Fred the Shred Goodwin has contemplated suicide. He speaks exclusively to the Daily Squib from his…

16 years ago

Inquiry Into Why UK Invaded Country With World’s Second Largest Oil Reserves

LONDON - England - Gordon Brown has agreed for an inquiry into the invasion of Iraq which will be held…

16 years ago

Washed Up Glamour Model Washes Up on Spanish Beach

BENIDORM - Spain - Britain's top model, Jordan, washed up on a beach today much to the delight of holidaymakers…

16 years ago

Fresh Protests Planned as UK Regime Rules Out General Election

LONDON - England - Supporters of the democratic process planned fresh protests today as the country's supreme unelected leader, Gordon…

16 years ago

Madonna to Adopt Stevie Wonder

LOS ANGELES - USA - Madonna has adopted musician Stevie Wonder into her family, sources for the pop artist disclosed…

16 years ago

BNP Plan Special Crayons for British Schools

BRUSSELS - Belgium - British National Party leader, Nick Griffin is spearheading a schools project which could have all British…

16 years ago

Brown Could Be World’s Only Dictator Left

LONDON - England - With news that Iran's Ahmedinnajacket and North Korea's Kim Jong Il are to retire from dictating,…

16 years ago

Palin: 'Hunting Season for Lettermans Now Open'

WASILLA - USA - Sarah Palin, the Republican governor, has ditched moose hunting this year for a much better quarry…

16 years ago

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