Israeli Hitmen Told to Get Better DisguisesIsraeli Hitmen Told to Get Better Disguises

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TEL AVIV - Israel - American intelligence services have ordered the Israeli Mossad agency to at least try to disguise…

15 years ago
£56 Million Lottery Winner Buys Greece£56 Million Lottery Winner Buys Greece

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ATHENS - Greece - After winning the huge Euromillions jackpot last week, Nigel Page and his partner have acquired the…

15 years ago
Sarah Palin Taking Intensive Geography LessonsSarah Palin Taking Intensive Geography Lessons

Sarah Palin Taking Intensive Geography Lessons

WASILLA - USA - The prospective Republican 2012 election candidate, Sarah Palin, is taking intensive geography lessons in a bid…

15 years ago
BNP Members Avoiding SunbedsBNP Members Avoiding Sunbeds

BNP Members Avoiding Sunbeds

LONDON - England - British National Party members avoid tanning products or anything to do with the sun, an insider…

15 years ago
Iran Stuns the West by Announcing First McDonald’s RestaurantIran Stuns the West by Announcing First McDonald’s Restaurant

Iran Stuns the West by Announcing First McDonald’s Restaurant

TEHRAN - Iran - After threatening Western countries with a "big surprise to end all surprises" the Islamic Revolutionary Government…

15 years ago
Global Warming Scientist Freezes to DeathGlobal Warming Scientist Freezes to Death

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WASHINGTON DC - USA - One of the scientists who prepared the notorious 'global warming' dossier has frozen to death…

15 years ago
Footballer’s Wife Tearfully Reunited With Footballer’s WalletFootballer’s Wife Tearfully Reunited With Footballer’s Wallet

Footballer’s Wife Tearfully Reunited With Footballer’s Wallet

MAGALUF - Spain - An England footballer's wife was tearfully reunited with her estranged husband's wallet today much to the…

15 years ago
Ed Balls Sings Castrato at Lambeth Council MeetingEd Balls Sings Castrato at Lambeth Council Meeting

Ed Balls Sings Castrato at Lambeth Council Meeting

LONDON - England - Labour MP and cabinet minister, Ed Balls, stunned a local council meeting when he started to…

15 years ago
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ATHENS - Greece - As in Virgil's Aeneid, so too has Europe been taken down by the Greeks like the…

15 years ago
Footballer Sleeps With Own GirlfriendFootballer Sleeps With Own Girlfriend

Footballer Sleeps With Own Girlfriend

LONDON - England - The footballer, who wished to remain anonymous, was said to have spent the night with his…

15 years ago