NHS Doctors to be Present During Full Body Airport ScansNHS Doctors to be Present During Full Body Airport Scans

NHS Doctors to be Present During Full Body Airport Scans

LONDON - England - Full body scanners at airports to double as medical scans, an NHS spokesman said on Thursday.

15 years ago
New Guidelines on How to Cope With Bullying in Downing Street ReleasedNew Guidelines on How to Cope With Bullying in Downing Street Released

New Guidelines on How to Cope With Bullying in Downing Street Released

LONDON - England - The government is to produce some helpful leaflets for staff at Number10 giving tips on how…

15 years ago
UKIP Leader in Danger of Ending Up in Belgian DungeonUKIP Leader in Danger of Ending Up in Belgian Dungeon

UKIP Leader in Danger of Ending Up in Belgian Dungeon

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Britain's UK Independence Party MEP, Nigel Farage was today in hiding after an outburst he made…

15 years ago
More People Blown Up in Afghanistan TodayMore People Blown Up in Afghanistan Today

More People Blown Up in Afghanistan Today

HELMAND - Afghanistan - Reports are coming in that more people were blown up by bombs, friendly fire and unmanned…

15 years ago
Gordon Brown to Use Knife Wielding Thugs at Polling BoothsGordon Brown to Use Knife Wielding Thugs at Polling Booths

Gordon Brown to Use Knife Wielding Thugs at Polling Booths

LONDON - England - Bullying Labour election campaigners are said to be recruiting as many thugs, hoodies and chav scum…

15 years ago
Mandelson: "Gordon is Not a Bully"Mandelson: "Gordon is Not a Bully"

Mandelson: "Gordon is Not a Bully"

LONDON - England - Gordon Brown does not bully staff, Lord Mandelson has said from his hospital bed.

15 years ago
Labour: Voters Controlled by Hypnotism Will Stop Tory WinLabour: Voters Controlled by Hypnotism Will Stop Tory Win

Labour: Voters Controlled by Hypnotism Will Stop Tory Win

LONDON - England - Labour plans to stop the Tories winning the general election by hypnotising the electorate and by…

15 years ago
Gordon Brown: “Oh No! What Have I Done?”Gordon Brown: “Oh No! What Have I Done?”

Gordon Brown: “Oh No! What Have I Done?”

LONDON - England - Gordon Brown, the unelected PM who has brought the country to its economic knees, is said…

15 years ago
Liam Gallagher to have Woman's Breast Surgically Sewn onto HeadLiam Gallagher to have Woman's Breast Surgically Sewn onto Head

Liam Gallagher to have Woman's Breast Surgically Sewn onto Head

LONDON - England - Oasis frontman and Neanderthal extraordinaire, Liam Gallagher is set to have a woman's mammary gland surgically…

15 years ago
Israeli Hitmen Told to Get Better DisguisesIsraeli Hitmen Told to Get Better Disguises

Israeli Hitmen Told to Get Better Disguises

TEL AVIV - Israel - American intelligence services have ordered the Israeli Mossad agency to at least try to disguise…

15 years ago