Obama Now Smoking Five Cigarette Packs a Day

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama is said to be smoking about five or six red Marlboro packs…

16 years ago

ID Cards Not Compulsory But You Will Be Jailed If Found Without One

LONDON - England - Comrade Brown, today announced a new initiative to do with Identity papers held by all proles.

16 years ago

Revealed: "Kelly Osbourne Ate My Chihuahua"

LOS ANGELES - USA - A distraught Hollywood socialite has revealed the harrowing details of an encounter with Kelly Osbourne…

16 years ago

Gordon Brown Offers Support to Iranian People in their Attempts to Overthrow their Unelected Leader

LONDON - England - Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, offered his support to the Iranian people in wishing to rid themselves…

16 years ago

Muslim Convert Jackson Got It Wrong : 50 Concerts Not 50 Virgins

LOS ANGELES - USA - There are rumours circulating around Hollywood that the recent Islamic convert, Michael Jackson, may have…

16 years ago

Jackson Now Drinking Jesus Juice With Jesus

LOS ANGELES - USA - Michael Jackson is now said to be drinking Jesus Juice in heaven according to ministers…

16 years ago

Michael Jackson is Dead!

LOS ANGELES - USA - Michael Jackson has died from a cardiac arrest according to insiders from UCLA hospital.

16 years ago

Scripted Obama Uses Teleprompter in White House Bedroom

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Barack Obama's wife was said to be fuming after the US president refused to remove…

16 years ago

GOP to Change Elephant Mascot

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Sarah Palin's election team in Capital Hill are gearing up for the 2012 elections and…

16 years ago

Detroit to Get Obama Makeover

DETROIT - USA - America's wasteland, the city where there is such devastation, is to finally get the Obama makeover.

16 years ago

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