Gordon Brown: "Why the Destruction of the Pound is Necessary"Gordon Brown: "Why the Destruction of the Pound is Necessary"

Gordon Brown: "Why the Destruction of the Pound is Necessary"

LONDON - England - Speaking from his bunker deep within the bowels of Number10 Downing Street, the unelected prime minister…

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Decrease in British Babies Born Drunk Institute ReportsDecrease in British Babies Born Drunk Institute Reports

Decrease in British Babies Born Drunk Institute Reports

MIDDLESBROUGH - England - New statistics from the British Institute of Medical Natal Research Centre has revealed that the number…

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Tiger Woods Finally Cured of Sex AddictionTiger Woods Finally Cured of Sex Addiction

Tiger Woods Finally Cured of Sex Addiction

FLORIDA - USA - The serial philanderer and boinking golfing ace, Tiger Woods has been finally cured of his so-called…

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David Cameron Not Good at Making Coffee EitherDavid Cameron Not Good at Making Coffee Either

David Cameron Not Good at Making Coffee Either

LONDON - England - Conservative party leader and electoral candidate, David Cameron can't even make a cup of coffee, party…

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Victoria Beckham’s Bunion Sued by Californian WomanVictoria Beckham’s Bunion Sued by Californian Woman

Victoria Beckham’s Bunion Sued by Californian Woman

LOS ANGELES - USA - Posh Spice seems to be in a spot of bother after being sued for $15…

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Bob Geldof to Organise Another Fund Raising Concert for Arms DealersBob Geldof to Organise Another Fund Raising Concert for Arms Dealers

Bob Geldof to Organise Another Fund Raising Concert for Arms Dealers

LONDON - England - Sir Bob Geldof is busy organising another major charity rock concert to stoke up his ego…

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Feral Campbell May be Released Back into the WildFeral Campbell May be Released Back into the Wild

Feral Campbell May be Released Back into the Wild

NEW YORK - USA - Feral animal, Naomi Campbell, may have to be released back into the wild, her handlers…

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Brown Vows to Change Electoral System Forever After Election WinBrown Vows to Change Electoral System Forever After Election Win

Brown Vows to Change Electoral System Forever After Election Win

LONDON - England - The supreme unelected leader, Gordon Brown, is set to win his first election in May, and…

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Huge Increase in Ticket Sales to See Killer Whales at SeaworldHuge Increase in Ticket Sales to See Killer Whales at Seaworld

Huge Increase in Ticket Sales to See Killer Whales at Seaworld

FLORIDA - USA - The owners of Seaworld have noticed a massive jump in ticket sales to see the Killer…

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Secret Files Reveal Michael Jackson was Catholic PriestSecret Files Reveal Michael Jackson was Catholic Priest

Secret Files Reveal Michael Jackson was Catholic Priest

SANTA BARBARA - USA - New files released to the public on Friday reveal that the pop star, Michael Jackson…

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