Hazel Blears Trades in her Old Banger for Cash

SALFORD - England - The former Communities Secretary, Hazel Blears MP has taken advantage of the government's new car scrappage…

15 years ago

Evil Unmasked – Baby P Killers Laugh at Law

LONDON - England - The evil torturers of tragic Baby Peter are laughing at Labour's lax and lenient laws and…

15 years ago

Stephen Fry Fans Close to Suicide After Twitter Goes Down for Six Hours

LONDON - England - There was mass panic on the internet yesterday, especially amongst fans of the celebrity, Stephen Fry,…

15 years ago

Harriet Harman: "Emasculation Key to Economic Success"

LONDON - England - Harriet Harman, Minister for Equality has spoken to a House of Commons committee about her new…

15 years ago

Northern Wreck Needs More Taxpayers Money After Massive Losses

NEWCASTLE - England - After making a loss of £724 million pounds of taxpayers money, the nationalised bank is in…

15 years ago

‘Octomom’ Squirts Black Ink at CBS Anchorwoman

LOS ANGELES - USA - Whilst recording a fly-on-the-wall documentary for a British production company, Nadya Suleman, squirted black ink…

15 years ago

Oasis to Support Ricky Martin for One-Off Intimate Manchester Gig

MIAMI - USA - American pop star, Ricky Martin, has announced a one-off date at the Manchester United football ground,…

15 years ago

Obama Finds Secret Room in White House

WASHINGTON DC - USA - The current US president, Barack Hussein Obama has discovered a secret room in the White…

15 years ago

Daily Squib Staff to Man Swine Flu Hotline

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib has won a contract for staffers to man the controversial Swine Flu Hotline…

15 years ago

British ‘Falling Off Balcony Season’ Begins Early This Year

BENIDORM - Spain - The Brit Balcony Jumping season got off to a stonking start last night after a young…

15 years ago

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