Willy Walsh Introduces Sharia Law onto British AirwaysWilly Walsh Introduces Sharia Law onto British Airways

Willy Walsh Introduces Sharia Law onto British Airways

LONDON - England - British Airways flight attendants were up in arms yesterday after it was revealed that the head…

15 years ago
Daily Squib Office Invaded by Chinese CensorDaily Squib Office Invaded by Chinese Censor

Daily Squib Office Invaded by Chinese Censor

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib offices were invaded by a visiting Chinese censor on vacation from China yesterday.

15 years ago
UK and US to Undergo ‘Special Relationship’ CounsellingUK and US to Undergo ‘Special Relationship’ Counselling

UK and US to Undergo ‘Special Relationship’ Counselling

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Political commentators on both sides of the Atlantic were in agreement today that the 'special…

15 years ago
Clinton Wants New Shirt From BushClinton Wants New Shirt From Bush

Clinton Wants New Shirt From Bush

PORT AU PRINCE - Haiti - In what was supposed to be a show of solidarity in a devastated country,…

15 years ago
Lady KaKa Honoured for Revolutionising Music IndustryLady KaKa Honoured for Revolutionising Music Industry

Lady KaKa Honoured for Revolutionising Music Industry

LOS ANGELES - USA - There's a new pop act on the scene who is breaking through all the adverse…

15 years ago
British Cider Drinkers Riot in StreetsBritish Cider Drinkers Riot in Streets

British Cider Drinkers Riot in Streets

SOMERSET - England - Budget day has not gone down well in the West country after cider prices were hiked…

15 years ago

Gordon Told to Impregnate Wife Sarah or Lose Election

LONDON - England - After news came through to the Number10 bunker deep under Downing Street that David Cameron and…

15 years ago
Obama Wants to Give Free Food to All Americans Plus Health CareObama Wants to Give Free Food to All Americans Plus Health Care

Obama Wants to Give Free Food to All Americans Plus Health Care

WASHINGTON DC - USA - After the massive landmark Obamacare bill going through last weekend, president Obama now wants to…

15 years ago
Labour’s Final Solution: Death to the BourgeoisieLabour’s Final Solution: Death to the Bourgeoisie

Labour’s Final Solution: Death to the Bourgeoisie

LONDON - England - Comrade Darling today unveiled new measures to punish the bourgeoisie and destroy those who own any…

15 years ago
Labour: “Deny Everything”Labour: “Deny Everything”

Labour: “Deny Everything”

LONDON - England - Criminals working in Parliament under the Labour party, who are making large sums of money from…

15 years ago