Valentine’s Day Heart Transplants All the Rage

LOS ANGELES - USA - Californian heart surgeons are set to work overtime this coming Valentine's Day with a mass…

16 years ago

Barack Obama’s Maiden Flight on Air Force One Goes Well

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Barack Hussein Obama boarded his presidential plane with his wife Michelle today for the first…

16 years ago

Jeremy Clarkson to be Sainted, Knighted and Given Nobel Peace Prize

LONDON - England - Buckingham Palace has confirmed that Jeremy Clarkson is to be Sainted, Knighted and given the Nobel…

16 years ago

Germans Could Have Defeated Britain With Snow in WW2

BERLIN - Germany - Hitler was planning to defeat Britain in World War II by utilising a fleet of snow…

16 years ago

Christian Bale Yoga Instructional Video Big Success

LOS ANGELES - USA - Christian Bale, the actor and supreme lovey of lovey's, has created a Yoga instructional video…

16 years ago

Italian to be Brought In to Replace Mandelson

GRIMSBY - England - Aye, it's cold up North. But it's going to get even chillier in the next few…

16 years ago

US Ganja Olympics Underway After Explosive Opening Ceremony

MIAMI - USA - The United States has been gripped with bong fever as the 2009 Ganja Olympics finally got…

16 years ago

Cheney Angry at Obama Torture Ban

WYOMING - USA - Dick Cheney, the former U.S. Vice President is said to be fuming at the recent ban…

16 years ago

Some Iraqi Suicide Bombers Now Suffering from Premature Detonation

BAGHDAD - Iraq - An Islamist helpline has been set up by Jihadis working within the Sunni Triangle to try…

16 years ago

Daily Squib Hires Labour Peer

ESSEX - England - The Daily Squib has managed to hire a Lord to change the law in our favour.

16 years ago

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