Climate Scientists Excited After New Data Reveals Humans DoomedClimate Scientists Excited After New Data Reveals Humans Doomed

Climate Scientists Excited After New Data Reveals Humans Doomed

LONDON - England - Climate scientists were today jubilant after new climate data revealed that the apocalypse is nigh, and…

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UK Government Wants Everyone to Live in 3D WorldUK Government Wants Everyone to Live in 3D World

UK Government Wants Everyone to Live in 3D World

LONDON - England - Gordon Brown's government wants to issue everyone in the UK with 3D glasses, a Whitehall spokesman…

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Scientists Discover ‘Missing Link Between Man and Apes’Scientists Discover ‘Missing Link Between Man and Apes’

Scientists Discover ‘Missing Link Between Man and Apes’

LIVERPOOL - England - Scientists believe they have discovered the missing link between humans and the ape-like creatures we evolved…

15 years ago
MPs Ordered to Wear ‘For Hire’ Signs on Shoulders During All HoursMPs Ordered to Wear ‘For Hire’ Signs on Shoulders During All Hours

MPs Ordered to Wear ‘For Hire’ Signs on Shoulders During All Hours

LONDON - England - New directives for Dis-honourable Members of Parliament are to be implemented after the general election says…

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Catholic Church to Replace Choir Boys With ReplicasCatholic Church to Replace Choir Boys With Replicas

Catholic Church to Replace Choir Boys With Replicas

VATICAN CITY - Italy - The Pope has announced that all choirs around the world within the Catholic church are…

15 years ago
UK Economy Hung Drawn and QuarteredUK Economy Hung Drawn and Quartered

UK Economy Hung Drawn and Quartered

LONDON - England - Traders are getting ready to pull the trigger on the Pound when the general election is…

15 years ago
Tom Cruise’s Lawyers Congratulate Ricky Martin’s LawyersTom Cruise’s Lawyers Congratulate Ricky Martin’s Lawyers

Tom Cruise’s Lawyers Congratulate Ricky Martin’s Lawyers

LOS ANGELES - USA - Tom Cruise's lawyers have congratulated the Puerto Rican singer's lawyers for their exhaustive dedication to…

15 years ago
Tony Puts the Boot in One Last TimeTony Puts the Boot in One Last Time

Tony Puts the Boot in One Last Time

LONDON - England - Stopping off in the UK just before he makes a quick exit when the 50 per…

15 years ago
World's Largest Toaster Sets Record for High-Energy ToastingWorld's Largest Toaster Sets Record for High-Energy Toasting

World's Largest Toaster Sets Record for High-Energy Toasting

GENEVA - Switzerland - The world's largest toaster has set a record for high-energy toastings by super-browning two pieces of…

15 years ago
Willy Walsh Introduces Sharia Law onto British AirwaysWilly Walsh Introduces Sharia Law onto British Airways

Willy Walsh Introduces Sharia Law onto British Airways

LONDON - England - British Airways flight attendants were up in arms yesterday after it was revealed that the head…

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