Lady GaGa's New Look Includes Leg AmputationLady GaGa's New Look Includes Leg Amputation

Lady GaGa's New Look Includes Leg Amputation

LOS ANGELES - USA - The bizarre American pop starlet, Lady GaGa, astounded fans and TV audiences Friday when she…

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Ambulance Service Getting Ready For Brown Number10 DepartureAmbulance Service Getting Ready For Brown Number10 Departure

Ambulance Service Getting Ready For Brown Number10 Departure

LONDON - England - The ambulance service have been practicing for two months already for the final departure of unelected…

15 years ago
Man Blows Brains Out at Britain’s Got Talent ShowMan Blows Brains Out at Britain’s Got Talent Show

Man Blows Brains Out at Britain’s Got Talent Show

LIVERPOOL - England - The audience and judges at the Britain's Got Talent show got more than they bargained for…

15 years ago
Tory Plot to Kidnap Clegg Foiled by PoliceTory Plot to Kidnap Clegg Foiled by Police

Tory Plot to Kidnap Clegg Foiled by Police

LONDON - England - In dawn raids this morning, 38 Conservative MPs, including Tory leader, David Cameron, were held at…

15 years ago
Apple to Release iPodPadPhoneApple to Release iPodPadPhone

Apple to Release iPodPadPhone

CUPERTINO - USA - Apple CEO, Steve Jobs, today unveiled the latest gadget in the companies product line that has…

15 years ago
Police Warn About ‘Jenkem’ the New Legal HighPolice Warn About ‘Jenkem’ the New Legal High

Police Warn About ‘Jenkem’ the New Legal High

LONDON - England - Just hours after the ban on 'miaow miaow' mephedrone came into force, officers are on the…

15 years ago
Unite Union Suspected Behind Iceland Volcano EruptionUnite Union Suspected Behind Iceland Volcano Eruption

Unite Union Suspected Behind Iceland Volcano Eruption

REYKJAVIK - Iceland - It has been discovered that a contingent of Unite union members had made a trip to…

15 years ago
We Should Have Volcanic Eruptions More OftenWe Should Have Volcanic Eruptions More Often

We Should Have Volcanic Eruptions More Often

LONDON - England - Ahh, the silence, the sweet silence. Many people were today revelling in beautiful tranquility after all…

15 years ago
UK Election Debate: "Beam Me Up Scotty"UK Election Debate: "Beam Me Up Scotty"

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ALPHA CENTAURI - Centaurus - Three political leaders were today beamed up to the USS Starship Bollocks.

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Whitney Houston’s Voice Used to Scare Away Birds at AirportsWhitney Houston’s Voice Used to Scare Away Birds at Airports

Whitney Houston’s Voice Used to Scare Away Birds at Airports

BIRMINGHAM - England - With a voice that can crack windows, ex-crack addict diva, Whitney Houston's voice will be used…

15 years ago