Comrade Brown is Dead!

LONDON - England - It is with great sadness that we are forced to announce the terrible news of the…

15 years ago

Tories Offer Lib Dems 4-Slice Toaster and Answering Machine

LONDON - England - Counteracting the Labour party who offered the Lib Dems a trouser press and digital alarm clock…

15 years ago

Unelected Labour PM to be Replaced by Another Unelected Labour PM

LONDON - England - Britain's Labour party is to cling to power indefinitely according to leading Westminster political experts.

15 years ago

Mugabe Announces Official UK Visit to Congratulate Gordon Brown

HARARE - Zimbabwe - Speaking from one of his palaces outside the capital city, Robert Mugabe announced his upcoming visit…

15 years ago

Gordon Brown Survives Coup Attempt to Install Democracy

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected comrade in chief, Gordon Brown, today survived a coup attempt to install democracy in…

15 years ago

Thanks For Nothing Gordon Brown

LONDON - England - As the unelected imposter in chief prepares to leave Downing Street for the last time, the…

15 years ago

Gordon Brown Set to Win 100% Election Vote Once Again

GRIMLY - England - The people of Soviet Britain are set to vote for Comrade Brown once again, Labour party…

15 years ago

The Botox Drink Taking Celebrity World by Storm

LOS ANGELES - USA - Forget about needles in your face, the cosmetic industry has now discovered the perfect solution…

15 years ago

Gordon Brown Heckles Own Speech

GRIMCHESTER - England - Speaking in the small North East town, the unelected prime minister was so appalled at his…

15 years ago

US Invades Oil Slick in Gulf of Mexico

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Obama today gave the go ahead for troops and navy vessels to invade the…

15 years ago

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