Gordon Brown Heckles Own SpeechGordon Brown Heckles Own Speech

Gordon Brown Heckles Own Speech

GRIMCHESTER - England - Speaking in the small North East town, the unelected prime minister was so appalled at his…

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US Invades Oil Slick in Gulf of MexicoUS Invades Oil Slick in Gulf of Mexico

US Invades Oil Slick in Gulf of Mexico

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Obama today gave the go ahead for troops and navy vessels to invade the…

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Lady GaGa to Present Amputated Leg to Lucky FanLady GaGa to Present Amputated Leg to Lucky Fan

Lady GaGa to Present Amputated Leg to Lucky Fan

LOS ANGELES - USA - After having her leg spectacularly amputated for art, the pop star Lady GaGa is to…

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Brown Gets Counselling After Being Tormented by Rochdale Woman in SleepBrown Gets Counselling After Being Tormented by Rochdale Woman in Sleep

Brown Gets Counselling After Being Tormented by Rochdale Woman in Sleep

LONDON - England - After Mr Brown's inauspicious visit to Rochdale this week, he has been tormented by a certain…

15 years ago
It’s Now Illegal to Have a Tan in ArizonaIt’s Now Illegal to Have a Tan in Arizona

It’s Now Illegal to Have a Tan in Arizona

ARIZONA - USA - Anyone with a tan or brown skin is quaking in fear today after state legislators made…

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Gordon Brown Releases Labour Backstabbing Election Video

ROCHDALE - England - Set to be the new rallying propaganda piece for the Labour election, unelected PM Gordon Brown…

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Carol Vorderman Wants Greece to Consolidate Loans

NORWICH - England - Now that Greece's bonds are valued at junk status, daytime TV loan seller Carol Vorderman has…

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BREAKING: Stephen Hawking Abducted by AliensBREAKING: Stephen Hawking Abducted by Aliens

BREAKING: Stephen Hawking Abducted by Aliens

LONDON - England - Police fear the worst for astrophysicist Stephen Hawking after his disappearance last night from his home.

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Obama Spotted Hiding in Woods From Goldman Sachs CreditorsObama Spotted Hiding in Woods From Goldman Sachs Creditors

Obama Spotted Hiding in Woods From Goldman Sachs Creditors

NORTH CAROLINA - USA - President Barack Obama, who received $950,000 of campaign funding from the disgraced Goldman Sachs bank…

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Astronomers: Newly Discovered Black Hole to be Named After GreeceAstronomers: Newly Discovered Black Hole to be Named After Greece

Astronomers: Newly Discovered Black Hole to be Named After Greece

ATHENS - Greece - Astronomers are to dedicate a newly discovered black hole in our solar system to the Greeks,…

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