Unelected Comrade Brown Thanks 'British' People for Sleepwalking into EU Marxist State

SECTOR 08 - Sector 34 - Unelected supreme commander in chief, Comrade Gordon Brown, today thanked the British proletariat for…

15 years ago

British Troops Training Afghans to Shoot British Troops More Accurately

HELMAND - Afghanistan - In a bid to speed up the process of imminent defeat in a hostile country where…

15 years ago

Random Horrific Daily Mail Headline Every 30 Seconds in UK

LONDON - England - The Daily Mail pumps out more horrific stories per day than any other fear-mongering media outlet,…

15 years ago

American Files Lawsuit Against Self

BOSTON - USA - An American man who had his feelings hurt after wrestling with his own conscience is set…

15 years ago

Gordon Brown Endorses Tony Blair

LONDON - England - Tony Blair's hopes of becoming the EU President were in tatters today after the endorsement of…

15 years ago

Royal Mail: No Junk Mail and Bills Delivered for Weeks

LONDON - England - There were celebrations in the streets of Britain today after news that the Royal Mail strike…

15 years ago

Britons Take Early Retirement off Somali Pirate Coast

HARADHEERE - Somalia - Sun, sea and an AK-47 stuck firmly against your temple. British retirees are flocking to the…

15 years ago

Peter Andre and Jordan to be Shot Up into Outer Space

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Finally, an EU directive that may be deemed as useful for a change. Soppy pop mimer,…

15 years ago

New Study: Cellphone Use is Good For You

STOCKHOLM - Sweden - More people should be encouraged to use mobile phones a new independent study has concluded.

15 years ago

Brown Saves Economy

LONDON - England - Prime Minister, Gordon Brown briefly broke off a session of 'World Saving' to oversee his British…

15 years ago

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