David Miliband Grows MoustacheDavid Miliband Grows Moustache

David Miliband Grows Moustache

LONDON - England - Labour political contender, David Miliband has grown a moustache in order to look older, Westminster pundits…

15 years ago
After the Marriage the HoneymoonAfter the Marriage the Honeymoon

After the Marriage the Honeymoon

LONDON - England - David Cameron and Nick Clegg settled down to business after finally tying the knot on Tuesday…

15 years ago
Comrade Brown is Dead!Comrade Brown is Dead!

Comrade Brown is Dead!

LONDON - England - It is with great sadness that we are forced to announce the terrible news of the…

15 years ago
Tories Offer Lib Dems 4-Slice Toaster and Answering MachineTories Offer Lib Dems 4-Slice Toaster and Answering Machine

Tories Offer Lib Dems 4-Slice Toaster and Answering Machine

LONDON - England - Counteracting the Labour party who offered the Lib Dems a trouser press and digital alarm clock…

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Unelected Labour PM to be Replaced by Another Unelected Labour PMUnelected Labour PM to be Replaced by Another Unelected Labour PM

Unelected Labour PM to be Replaced by Another Unelected Labour PM

LONDON - England - Britain's Labour party is to cling to power indefinitely according to leading Westminster political experts.

15 years ago
Mugabe Announces Official UK Visit to Congratulate Gordon BrownMugabe Announces Official UK Visit to Congratulate Gordon Brown

Mugabe Announces Official UK Visit to Congratulate Gordon Brown

HARARE - Zimbabwe - Speaking from one of his palaces outside the capital city, Robert Mugabe announced his upcoming visit…

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Gordon Brown Survives Coup Attempt to Install DemocracyGordon Brown Survives Coup Attempt to Install Democracy

Gordon Brown Survives Coup Attempt to Install Democracy

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected comrade in chief, Gordon Brown, today survived a coup attempt to install democracy in…

15 years ago
Thanks For Nothing Gordon BrownThanks For Nothing Gordon Brown

Thanks For Nothing Gordon Brown

LONDON - England - As the unelected imposter in chief prepares to leave Downing Street for the last time, the…

15 years ago
Gordon Brown Set to Win 100% Election Vote Once AgainGordon Brown Set to Win 100% Election Vote Once Again

Gordon Brown Set to Win 100% Election Vote Once Again

GRIMLY - England - The people of Soviet Britain are set to vote for Comrade Brown once again, Labour party…

15 years ago
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The Botox Drink Taking Celebrity World by Storm

LOS ANGELES - USA - Forget about needles in your face, the cosmetic industry has now discovered the perfect solution…

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