Gordon Brown to be Prosecuted for High TreasonGordon Brown to be Prosecuted for High Treason

Gordon Brown to be Prosecuted for High Treason

LONDON - England - An arrest warrant has been put out for ex-prime minister, Gordon Brown after the extent of…

15 years ago
EU Asks Germany to Bail Out Duchess of YorkEU Asks Germany to Bail Out Duchess of York

EU Asks Germany to Bail Out Duchess of York

FRANKFURT - Germany - In addition to bailing out half of Europe, the German people are now being asked to…

15 years ago
Duchess of York Sells Daughter to Saudi SheikhDuchess of York Sells Daughter to Saudi Sheikh

Duchess of York Sells Daughter to Saudi Sheikh

JEDDAH - Saudi Arabia - Sarah Ferguson has sold off one of her daughters to Prince Abdul bin Abdullah Mohammed…

15 years ago
Banker Screams Like Little Girl After Being SpookedBanker Screams Like Little Girl After Being Spooked

Banker Screams Like Little Girl After Being Spooked

MADRID - Spain - One of Spain's largest banking institutions, Satsuma Banking Corp. was at the centre of a massive…

15 years ago
One Trillion Euros Now Worth About Thirty BucksOne Trillion Euros Now Worth About Thirty Bucks

One Trillion Euros Now Worth About Thirty Bucks

ATHENS - Greece - Think of the Europeans. Now they have to carry around their currency in suitcases. The euro…

15 years ago
South African World Cup Mugging Season Set to BeginSouth African World Cup Mugging Season Set to Begin

South African World Cup Mugging Season Set to Begin

JOHANNESBURG - South Africa - Armed robbers, carjackers, muggers and an assortment of generally nasty sorts are gearing up for…

15 years ago
Germany Bans Naked ShortsGermany Bans Naked Shorts

Germany Bans Naked Shorts

BERLIN - Germany - The ban on speculative short-wearing on sunny days hit short-wearers across the board on Wednesday, with…

15 years ago
Germany Needs to Give Daily Squib Money TooGermany Needs to Give Daily Squib Money Too

Germany Needs to Give Daily Squib Money Too

BERLIN - Germany - The diligent German taxpayers should give billions of euros to the Daily Squib newspaper as well…

15 years ago
Con-Dem Partnership Condemns UK to Tax HellCon-Dem Partnership Condemns UK to Tax Hell

Con-Dem Partnership Condemns UK to Tax Hell

LONDON - England - The new conservative liberal democrat partnership is set to be even more left wing than New…

15 years ago
New Irish Robin Hood Gladiator Movie Takes Box Office by StormNew Irish Robin Hood Gladiator Movie Takes Box Office by Storm

New Irish Robin Hood Gladiator Movie Takes Box Office by Storm

LOS ANGELES - USA - The 50th remake of the famous Robin Hood franchise has been touted as a great…

15 years ago