Ugly Spector Just Wanted to Get Laid

LOS ANGELES - USA - Music Industry insiders and psychiatrists have revealed that Phil Spector, 68, was such an 'ugly…

16 years ago

New Turin Shroud Dinosaur Clue Revealed

ALABAMA - USA - Scientists researching the Turin Shroud have revealed startling evidence about the ancient artefact that has stunned…

16 years ago

Islamic Hate Preacher Abu Hamza Takes Up Knitting in Prison

LONDON - England - Firebrand Islamic preacher, Abu Hamza has taken up knitting in prison.

16 years ago

Proles Ordered to Pay More Tax to Fund Party Essentials

LONDON - England - Comrade Brown has ordered an increase in taxation so that high ranking party officials and Labour…

16 years ago

Lily Allen May Quit Music Industry

LONDON - England - There has been sadness and shock that pop starlet Lily Allen has threatened to leave the…

16 years ago

Prince Harry Follows Father’s Footsteps on Polo Field

LONDON - England - Prince Harry has decided to follow in his father's footsteps by taking up the equestrian sport…

16 years ago

Madonna to Adopt Bungling Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi

STRASBOURG - France - Pop hack, Madonna, who is desperate to adopt someone or something, is set to adopt the…

16 years ago

Shooting Season Begins Early in America

PITTSBURGH - USA - This years shooting season got off to a cracking start as Americans braced themselves for a…

16 years ago

Madonna Prepares to Buy Malawi After Adoption Denial

LILONGWE - Malawi - Jilted adoptee, Madonna has vowed to buy the whole country of Malawi after a judge ruled…

16 years ago

‘Google Set to Buy Daily Squib’

LONDON - England - Google is in late stage talks to buy the best news site on the internet, the…

16 years ago

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