Obama Seen Walking on Surface of White House Pond

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama was seen by witnesses walking on the surface of the White House's…

15 years ago

Are Bankruptcies the New ASBOs?

LONDON - England - According to government appointed trend experts, going bankrupt is the next cool thing after ASBOs.

15 years ago

Scientists Baffled After Analysing Mexican Flu Virus

LONDON - England - British scientists at the Health Protection Agency's high containment laboratories in Tottenham, north London, have discovered…

15 years ago

New Police Training Game Unveiled

LOS ANGELES - USA - Recruits for the LAPD will be expected to train with the new simulator from next…

15 years ago

Gordon Brown: "Fear Levels Not High Enough"

LONDON - England - Unelected leader of the British Soviet people, Gordon Brown, is relishing the introduction of the swine…

15 years ago

Swine Flu Latest: Sir Fred Goodwin Spotted in Mexico

ACAPULCO - Mexico - That old swine and supreme swindler of the British taxpayer, ex-RBS boss, Sir Fred Goodwin has…

16 years ago

Moon Landing Warehouse Up For Sale

NEVADA - USA - It seems the credit crunch has also not been very kind to the owners of the…

16 years ago

Comrade Darling's Brain Drain Budget Ensures Mass Defections

LONDON - England - Comrade Darling's 50% tax band hike has prompted many of the highly educated and skilled to…

16 years ago

Rise of Tescoism Threatens World

LONDON - England - The gradual rise of Tescoism across the world is worrying nations who have not yet been…

16 years ago

CIA May Have to Torture Obama Over Secret Memos Leak

LANGLEY - USA - The Central Intelligence Agency plans on showing Barack Obama some of the interrogation techniques they employ…

16 years ago

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