Gordon Brown Now a Kirkcaldy Homeless TrampGordon Brown Now a Kirkcaldy Homeless Tramp

Gordon Brown Now a Kirkcaldy Homeless Tramp

KIRKCALDY - Scotland - Since leaving office, the disgraced ex-prime minister has gone from bad to worse say his friends…

15 years ago

Americans Get to Keep Moron

LOS ANGELES - USA - Disgraced former Mirror editor, Piers Moron has flown to America to speak with TV executives…

15 years ago
Swarms of Giant Bees Attacking South African World Cup StadiumsSwarms of Giant Bees Attacking South African World Cup Stadiums

Swarms of Giant Bees Attacking South African World Cup Stadiums

CAPE TOWN - South Africa - Millions of noisy angry African bees have been attracted to the stadiums where the…

15 years ago

England Goalie Outdone by American Oil Slick

RUSTENBERG - South Africa - English goalkeeper, Rob Green, was outdone by a treacherous American oil strike on goal yesterday.

15 years ago
Obama: "British Should Apologise for American Built Gulf Coast Oil Rig Disaster"Obama: "British Should Apologise for American Built Gulf Coast Oil Rig Disaster"

Obama: "British Should Apologise for American Built Gulf Coast Oil Rig Disaster"

LOUISIANA - USA - The American company that built and owns the Deepwater Horizon rig, Transocean, as well as another…

15 years ago

Daily Squib Briefly Loses ‘AAAA’ Rating After S&P Error

LONDON - England - There were red faces in all Daily Squib worldwide offices yesterday after Standard & Poor temporarily…

15 years ago

Evil BP Chief to Star in Hollywood Blockbuster

LOUISIANA - USA - Studio executives for Warner Bros have flown down to the oil disaster area to recruit the…

15 years ago
UK Sado-Masochists Hail Cameron’s ‘Years of Pain Ahead’ SpeechUK Sado-Masochists Hail Cameron’s ‘Years of Pain Ahead’ Speech

UK Sado-Masochists Hail Cameron’s ‘Years of Pain Ahead’ Speech

LONDON - England - There was widespread joy amongst many practicing sado-masochists in the UK yesterday after prime minister, David…

15 years ago

Roseanne Barr Barred From Visiting Guatemala After Causing Disaster

GUATEMALA CITY - Guatemala - An impromptu visit by American TV Sitcom star Roseanne Barr caused a 200ft deep sink…

15 years ago
Another Pump and Dump Day at the MarketsAnother Pump and Dump Day at the Markets

Another Pump and Dump Day at the Markets

NEW YORK - USA - It was business as usual at the NYSE as stocks fell by over 300 points…

15 years ago