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WESTMINSTER - England - Their apparently pitiful existence and pleas for money attract the generosity of many taxpayers. But some…

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Recession Britain: Government Scientists Now Say 70 Minutes in HourRecession Britain: Government Scientists Now Say 70 Minutes in Hour

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LONDON - England - In a bid to increase productivity during the recession, politicians have ordered scientists and mathematicians to…

15 years ago
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MARBELLA - Spain - The $4000 per night Hotel Villa Padierna in which Michelle Obama and her entourage stayed for…

15 years ago
Sweat Shop Owner Philip Green to Review Government SpendingSweat Shop Owner Philip Green to Review Government Spending

Sweat Shop Owner Philip Green to Review Government Spending

LONDON - England - Billionaire sweat shop owner, Sir Philip Green, has been appointed by the PM to review government…

15 years ago
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NEW YORK - USA - Americans are eagerly awaiting the unveiling of the huge Islamic mosque which is currently being…

15 years ago
Gazza Visits Flood Hit PakistanGazza Visits Flood Hit Pakistan

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SINDH - Pakistan - Ex-champion footballer Paul Gascoigne has flown out to the devastated areas of Pakistan to bring much…

15 years ago
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STOKE-ON-TRENT - England - Susan Benson, 34, was so desperate for a bank loan for her new flower business that…

15 years ago
Cloned Cows Attack Farm Visitors After Vicious TauntsCloned Cows Attack Farm Visitors After Vicious Taunts

Cloned Cows Attack Farm Visitors After Vicious Taunts

CHESHIRE - England - There was mayhem and chaos at a cloned cow farming facility today after cloned cows and…

15 years ago
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The EU: 'More Tax Please You're British'

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The British people will now have to work for over 250 days in the year to…

15 years ago
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Urgent Appeal for Donations to Save Fergie

WINDSOR - England - The Daily Squib is appealing to our readers to save the Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson…

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