Obama Finds Secret Room in White House

WASHINGTON DC - USA - The current US president, Barack Hussein Obama has discovered a secret room in the White…

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Daily Squib Staff to Man Swine Flu Hotline

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib has won a contract for staffers to man the controversial Swine Flu Hotline…

15 years ago

British ‘Falling Off Balcony Season’ Begins Early This Year

BENIDORM - Spain - The Brit Balcony Jumping season got off to a stonking start last night after a young…

15 years ago

UK Think Tank: "Tanning Bed Use Should be Encouraged"

HARLOW - England - The use of sun beds should be encouraged amongst the UK population says a top policy…

15 years ago

Surgeons to Give Madonna New Arms

NEW YORK - USA - American pop star Madonna is set to get a new pair of arms, a team…

15 years ago

Soviet Britons Urged to Spy on Neighbours

LONDON - England - Citizens of the Soviet State are being offered rewards of up to three extra cubes of…

15 years ago

DLP Beat UK Pop Chart Competition

LONDON - England - X Factor runners-up DLP have held onto the top of the UK singles chart for a…

15 years ago

Labour Government Orders New Helicopters Urgently

LONDON - England - The British Labour government has ordered thousands of helicopters to be delivered immediately.

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Universities to Teach Degrees in ‘Unemployment Studies’

NEWCASTLE - England - Universities will be forced to give compulsory courses to all students in unemployment studies says the…

15 years ago

Swine Flu Pandemic Helpline Will Advise People How to Die Quietly, Says Burnham

LONDON - England - Members of the public who die from the deadly swine flu virus will be supported by…

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