Simon Cowell Needs 'Raw Sewage Injections' to Keep on Top of WorkloadSimon Cowell Needs 'Raw Sewage Injections' to Keep on Top of Workload

Simon Cowell Needs 'Raw Sewage Injections' to Keep on Top of Workload

NASSAU - Bahamas - Pop exploiter, Simon Cowell, who has polluted the airwaves with his awful shows, is so overworked…

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Six-Year-Old Girl to Burn ‘My Pet Goat’ Book at Ground Zero on September 11Six-Year-Old Girl to Burn ‘My Pet Goat’ Book at Ground Zero on September 11

Six-Year-Old Girl to Burn ‘My Pet Goat’ Book at Ground Zero on September 11

NEW YORK - USA - Judie Belcher, 6, has vowed to ceremonially burn the same book that George W Bush…

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Africans Refusing Clothing From AmericaAfricans Refusing Clothing From America

Africans Refusing Clothing From America

KINSHASA - Congo - Another shipment of unwanted second-hand clothes has arrived from America at Le Beach Ngobila port this…

15 years ago
Spaniards to Build Hotels Without Balconies For Brits on HolidaySpaniards to Build Hotels Without Balconies For Brits on Holiday

Spaniards to Build Hotels Without Balconies For Brits on Holiday

MAGALUF - Spain - The British balcony jumping season is sadly nearly over this year but many Brits on their…

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Footballer's Wife Forgives Footballer's Wallet After Another IndiscretionFootballer's Wife Forgives Footballer's Wallet After Another Indiscretion

Footballer's Wife Forgives Footballer's Wallet After Another Indiscretion

MANCHESTER - England - It was business as usual at the Booney household today after another routine prostitution debacle was…

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Tony Blair Could Launch Book Signing in 45 MinutesTony Blair Could Launch Book Signing in 45 Minutes

Tony Blair Could Launch Book Signing in 45 Minutes

DUBLIN - Ireland - Tony Blair's memoirs were launched over the weekend in less than 45 minutes senior Blair aides…

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Cost Cutting Ryanair Planes to be Flown On AutopilotCost Cutting Ryanair Planes to be Flown On Autopilot

Cost Cutting Ryanair Planes to be Flown On Autopilot

DUBLIN - Ireland - The boss of the budget airline Ryanair has called for costly human pilots to be removed…

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Glenn Beck Birth Certificate Says He Was Born in AfghanistanGlenn Beck Birth Certificate Says He Was Born in Afghanistan

Glenn Beck Birth Certificate Says He Was Born in Afghanistan

WASHINGTON DC - USA - In a remarkable turn of events in Capitol Hill, newly released documents have revealed that…

15 years ago
Massive Investigation After England Wins a Cricket MatchMassive Investigation After England Wins a Cricket Match

Massive Investigation After England Wins a Cricket Match

LONDON - England - Lords cricket ground was at the centre of a massive investigation by the International Cricket Council…

15 years ago
Coventry Chinese Restaurant Employs Cat Napper Mary BaleCoventry Chinese Restaurant Employs Cat Napper Mary Bale

Coventry Chinese Restaurant Employs Cat Napper Mary Bale

COVENTRY - England - She may have lost her job as a bank clerk and is now one of the…

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