MI6 to Train Agents How to Get Out of Sports BagsMI6 to Train Agents How to Get Out of Sports Bags

MI6 to Train Agents How to Get Out of Sports Bags

LONDON - England - The current MI6 chief has vowed to have all British agents trained up so that they…

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Kelly Osbourne Eats Whole Pig in Less Than an HourKelly Osbourne Eats Whole Pig in Less Than an Hour

Kelly Osbourne Eats Whole Pig in Less Than an Hour

LOS ANGELES - USA - Kelly Osbourne had another relapse last night and may be prosecuted for animal cruelty by…

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Kable Marx Takes Over From Stalin BrownKable Marx Takes Over From Stalin Brown

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LIVERPOOL - England - Comrades! First we had Stalin Brown, now we have Kable Marx. They were brought to us…

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God Does Not Believe in Richard DawkinsGod Does Not Believe in Richard Dawkins

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GENEVA - Switzerland - According to scientists working at the CERN institute, God does not believe in popular scientist and…

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Celebrity Pope Urges Britons to Beware of ‘Celebrity Culture’

LONDON - England - Thousands of fans turned out yesterday to catch a glimpse of the Pope as he paraded…

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Pope Benedict XVI Visits BritainPope Benedict XVI Visits Britain

Pope Benedict XVI Visits Britain

LONDON - England - When he's not staring at worshippers with his hypnotic demonic gaze or sacrificing babies to Baal…

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PARIS - France - President Nicolas Sarkozy was today attending a special service at a synagogue to try and reverse…

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COLORADO - USA - Tea Party candidates who scored big on Tuesday's primaries are saying that it's all down to…

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CHESHIRE - England - Ex-footballer, Paul Gascoigne is credited with saving the ailing marriage of Wayne and Coleen Rooney, Manchester…

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Jamie Cullum Lost?Jamie Cullum Lost?

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LONDON - England - Pop star Jamie Cullum was today at the centre of an extensive police search after mysteriously…

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