Another Bumper Year of A Grades Under Labour

LONDON - England - A-Level and GCSE grades had another bumper year with everyone getting A grades in all of…

15 years ago

Al Qaeda: Only Terminally Ill Terrorists Need Apply

HELMAND - Afghanistan - Islamic terrorist organisations are now only recruiting terminally ill jihadists to blow up Western aeroplanes say…

15 years ago

Youths Attack Ugly Dog Prize Winner

HADLEY WOOD - England - One of Britain's ugliest dogs is recovering after she was attacked by a gang of…

15 years ago

Gordon Brown Attended Bournemouth Fireworks Display

BOSCOMBE - England - Prime Minister Gordon Brown was said to have attended the fireworks world record attempt yesterday which…

15 years ago

Libya Adopts Scottish Bagpipes for National Anthem

TRIPOLI - Libya - The Libyan national anthem is to be played solely by bagpipes as a tribute to Scotland's…

15 years ago

Mandelson’s Foul Stench of Success

LONDON - England - Lord Mandy is now revelling in the heady stench of power in Number 10, albeit for…

15 years ago

Scientists: "Why Eating Food is Dangerous"

LONDON - England - Eating food is bad for your health, scientists from the British Food Institute warn.

15 years ago

Hillary Clinton to Star in Hollywood Movie: "The Adventures of the Invisible Woman"

LOS ANGELES - USA - Hillary Clinton has been cast by Hollywood movie moguls to star in a new remake…

15 years ago

Gordon Brown: More Fuel Tax Hikes May be Needed

SOUTHMOULD - England - Supreme unelected leader of the British people, Gordon Brown is planning further petrol tax hikes to…

15 years ago

Nu-Labour Nu-Tories to Merge

LONDON - England - David Cameron and Gordon Brown have announced the formation of one single party under the Soviet…

15 years ago

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