Mary Bale Banned From Zoo VisitsMary Bale Banned From Zoo Visits

Mary Bale Banned From Zoo Visits

COVENTRY - England - Serial cat napper, Mary Bale, has been banned from ever visiting any zoos in the UK…

14 years ago
British French American German Terror Attacks 'Highly Likely' to Occur at AnytimeBritish French American German Terror Attacks 'Highly Likely' to Occur at Anytime

British French American German Terror Attacks 'Highly Likely' to Occur at Anytime

LONDON - England - Terror attacks are 'highly likely' and could occur at anytime, the French, German, American and UK…

14 years ago
Benefit Scroungers Revolt When Told Benefits Capped at £26,000Benefit Scroungers Revolt When Told Benefits Capped at £26,000

Benefit Scroungers Revolt When Told Benefits Capped at £26,000

LONDON - England - The Coalition government has caused a near revolt amongst the benefit scroungers after revealing plans to…

15 years ago
Lady GaGa Wants Her Leg BackLady GaGa Wants Her Leg Back

Lady GaGa Wants Her Leg Back

LOS ANGELES - USA - Lady GaGa has ordered her record company to get her left leg back after she…

15 years ago
Obama Finds JesusObama Finds Jesus

Obama Finds Jesus

NEW MEXICO - USA - On the campaign trail for the midterm elections, Obama has been ordered by his controllers…

15 years ago
Socialist BBC Deny Being Partial to PartialitySocialist BBC Deny Being Partial to Partiality

Socialist BBC Deny Being Partial to Partiality

SALFORD - England - The BBC has been left reeling at the accusation that they are seen as being partial…

15 years ago
EU Riots Hit by Austerity BillEU Riots Hit by Austerity Bill

EU Riots Hit by Austerity Bill

MADRID - Spain - The Europe-wide Austerity Bill limits rioting to only four times a week, EU officials have stipulated…

15 years ago
When Facebook Crashed Phone Networks JammedWhen Facebook Crashed Phone Networks Jammed

When Facebook Crashed Phone Networks Jammed

CHICAGO - USA - When online social networking site, Facebook, was offline for over half-an-hour yesterday, phone networks worldwide noticed…

15 years ago
Hillary Clinton to Star in Italian Horror MovieHillary Clinton to Star in Italian Horror Movie

Hillary Clinton to Star in Italian Horror Movie

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Capitol Hill was visited by demons today when news came through from Italy that veteran…

15 years ago
Labour Party Actually Elects a LeaderLabour Party Actually Elects a Leader

Labour Party Actually Elects a Leader

MANCHESTER - England - The Labour party has just elected a leader in an actual internal election.

15 years ago