Rooney Scuppered by New ContractRooney Scuppered by New Contract

Rooney Scuppered by New Contract

MANCHESTER - England - Wayne Rooney has confirmed he wants to leave Manchester United, however, he has not cited money…

14 years ago
Britain’s Aircraft Carriers to be Used as Floating Amusement ParksBritain’s Aircraft Carriers to be Used as Floating Amusement Parks

Britain’s Aircraft Carriers to be Used as Floating Amusement Parks

PORTSMOUTH - England - The UK's aircraft carrier fleet will no longer be used as aircraft carriers, but instead used…

14 years ago
Emperor Diocletian Would Have Been Proud of Persecution of MuslimsEmperor Diocletian Would Have Been Proud of Persecution of Muslims

Emperor Diocletian Would Have Been Proud of Persecution of Muslims

BERLIN - Germany - The European Union's stance against Muslims is very similar to the Roman Emperor Diocletian's action against…

14 years ago
New York Bed Bugs Catch Plane to LondonNew York Bed Bugs Catch Plane to London

New York Bed Bugs Catch Plane to London

LONDON - England - Heathrow airport today was locked down by the Environment Agency when some bed bugs travelling from…

14 years ago
Cameron Wants Every Briton to Make Arts and Crafts to Settle £5 Trillion DebtCameron Wants Every Briton to Make Arts and Crafts to Settle £5 Trillion Debt

Cameron Wants Every Briton to Make Arts and Crafts to Settle £5 Trillion Debt

LONDON - England - Prime minister, David Cameron has asked every Briton to make paperweights and assorted arts and crafts…

14 years ago
Michelle Obama Bribes Voters at Poll Station With Home Cooked GoodiesMichelle Obama Bribes Voters at Poll Station With Home Cooked Goodies

Michelle Obama Bribes Voters at Poll Station With Home Cooked Goodies

CHICAGO - USA - First lady Michelle Obama appears to have violated Illinois law -- when she offered voters fried…

14 years ago
Last Chilean Miner Out ArrestedLast Chilean Miner Out Arrested

Last Chilean Miner Out Arrested

SAN JOSE - Chile - In a remarkable turn of events, the last trapped miner to come out of the…

14 years ago

Britain’s Jails Could be Empty in Two Years

BASILDON - England - Prison governors have made the extraordinary claim that jails could be forced to shut if Secretary…

14 years ago
Houses of Parliament Sewage Recycling to Power Half of CountryHouses of Parliament Sewage Recycling to Power Half of Country

Houses of Parliament Sewage Recycling to Power Half of Country

LONDON - England - A £2.5 million project will see major UK utility companies recycling biomethane produced from human waste…

14 years ago
Amy Winehouse: "I’ve Been Drug Free for Three Years"Amy Winehouse: "I’ve Been Drug Free for Three Years"

Amy Winehouse: "I’ve Been Drug Free for Three Years"

LONDON - England - Pop singer, Amy Winehouse, has revealed that she thinks she has been drug free for three…

14 years ago