Waterboarding to be Introduced For OlympicsWaterboarding to be Introduced For Olympics

Waterboarding to be Introduced For Olympics

LONDON - England - With weighty endorsements from the likes of George W Bush, Dick Cheney and Tony Blair, the…

14 years ago
Fed Pumping Economy Like CrazyFed Pumping Economy Like Crazy

Fed Pumping Economy Like Crazy

WASHINGTON DC - USA - The Federal Reserve has started to pump away like a well oiled piston at the…

14 years ago
New Incapacity Benefit Test to Save Taxpayer BillionsNew Incapacity Benefit Test to Save Taxpayer Billions

New Incapacity Benefit Test to Save Taxpayer Billions

HEREFORD - England - New incapacity benefit test strikes fear into the hearts of the permanently unemployed.

14 years ago
British Royal Family to Take Up Carpentry Instead of ArmyBritish Royal Family to Take Up Carpentry Instead of Army

British Royal Family to Take Up Carpentry Instead of Army

WINDSOR - England - The British Royal family, who in the past were keen to be viewed as patrons of…

14 years ago
Obama Armada of 45 Naval Destroyers Escort For India TripObama Armada of 45 Naval Destroyers Escort For India Trip

Obama Armada of 45 Naval Destroyers Escort For India Trip

MUMBAI - India - The Pentagon recently announced that 45 U.S. naval destroyers and over 350 jet fighters and bombers…

14 years ago
White Voters Win Mid-term ElectionWhite Voters Win Mid-term Election

White Voters Win Mid-term Election

WASHINGTON DC - USA - White America swept the polls on Tuesday with a comprehensive victory in the mid-term elections.

14 years ago
House of Representatives Have Massive Food FightHouse of Representatives Have Massive Food Fight

House of Representatives Have Massive Food Fight

WASHINGTON DC - USA - There was chaos and food mayhem today when Republican and Democrat congressmen all had a…

14 years ago
Ghost of Michael Jackson Molests Boy on HalloweenGhost of Michael Jackson Molests Boy on Halloween

Ghost of Michael Jackson Molests Boy on Halloween

LOS ANGELES - USA - A 12 year old Neverland visitor has made an extraordinary claim at this year's Halloween…

14 years ago
Another 'Cutesy' Hollywood CGI Film ReleasedAnother 'Cutesy' Hollywood CGI Film Released

Another 'Cutesy' Hollywood CGI Film Released

HOLLYWOOD - USA - World cinema-goers were today thankful for another wonderful CGI film release featuring well-known Hollywood actors' voices.

14 years ago
Man Begs For Food Outside Obama RestaurantMan Begs For Food Outside Obama Restaurant

Man Begs For Food Outside Obama Restaurant

CHICAGO - USA - President Obama's visit to a gourmet French restaurant, Le Jardin, was interrupted by a man begging…

14 years ago