I'm A Celebrity X-Factor Dancing Britain's Got Big Master Brother Chef TalentI'm A Celebrity X-Factor Dancing Britain's Got Big Master Brother Chef Talent

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LONDON - England - There's about to be a new reality/talent/dance show coming to channels: ITV1, ITV2, ITV3+1, ITV4+2, all…

14 years ago
U.S. to Mint Weimar Republic DollarsU.S. to Mint Weimar Republic Dollars

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WASHINGTON DC - USA - The Federal Reserve is going to change its currency to depict images from Germany's Weimar…

14 years ago
Woman With Chastity Belt Refused Entry Into AmericaWoman With Chastity Belt Refused Entry Into America

Woman With Chastity Belt Refused Entry Into America

DENVER - USA - A woman with a chastity belt has been refused entry into America after refusing to remove…

14 years ago
Obama Wins Second Nobel Peace PrizeObama Wins Second Nobel Peace Prize

Obama Wins Second Nobel Peace Prize

OSLO - Norway - President Barack Obama has won his second Nobel Peace Prize in less than two years, the…

14 years ago
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CAMBER SANDS - England - Members of the Daily Squib staff were inconsolable yesterday after hearing of the terrible news…

14 years ago
Flying to America? Get Ready for Full-Body Scanners and Internal Body SearchesFlying to America? Get Ready for Full-Body Scanners and Internal Body Searches

Flying to America? Get Ready for Full-Body Scanners and Internal Body Searches

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib's travel advisor gives some useful tips to travellers making journeys to American airports.

14 years ago
Have You Seen This man?Have You Seen This man?

Have You Seen This man?

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib is offering a reward for any information regarding the whereabouts of this loutish…

14 years ago
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LONDON - England - The much vaunted Freshers' Ball took place at the Conservative Headquarters in Millbank.

14 years ago
Britain's First Face Transplant Hailed a SuccessBritain's First Face Transplant Hailed a Success

Britain's First Face Transplant Hailed a Success

LONDON - England - Surgeons have completed Britain's first ever face transplant, the Daily Squib exclusively reports.

14 years ago

"How The Internet Ruined My Life" by WikiLeaks Boss

REYKJAVIK - Iceland - The head of the WikiLeaks website, Julian Assange, has told of the despair caused by his…

14 years ago