Mugabe Announces Official UK Visit to Congratulate Gordon Brown

HARARE - Zimbabwe - Speaking from one of his palaces outside the capital city, Robert Mugabe announced his upcoming visit…

15 years ago

Gordon Brown Survives Coup Attempt to Install Democracy

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected comrade in chief, Gordon Brown, today survived a coup attempt to install democracy in…

15 years ago

Thanks For Nothing Gordon Brown

LONDON - England - As the unelected imposter in chief prepares to leave Downing Street for the last time, the…

15 years ago

Gordon Brown Set to Win 100% Election Vote Once Again

GRIMLY - England - The people of Soviet Britain are set to vote for Comrade Brown once again, Labour party…

15 years ago

The Botox Drink Taking Celebrity World by Storm

LOS ANGELES - USA - Forget about needles in your face, the cosmetic industry has now discovered the perfect solution…

15 years ago

Gordon Brown Heckles Own Speech

GRIMCHESTER - England - Speaking in the small North East town, the unelected prime minister was so appalled at his…

15 years ago

US Invades Oil Slick in Gulf of Mexico

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Obama today gave the go ahead for troops and navy vessels to invade the…

15 years ago

Lady GaGa to Present Amputated Leg to Lucky Fan

LOS ANGELES - USA - After having her leg spectacularly amputated for art, the pop star Lady GaGa is to…

15 years ago

Brown Gets Counselling After Being Tormented by Rochdale Woman in Sleep

LONDON - England - After Mr Brown's inauspicious visit to Rochdale this week, he has been tormented by a certain…

15 years ago

It’s Now Illegal to Have a Tan in Arizona

ARIZONA - USA - Anyone with a tan or brown skin is quaking in fear today after state legislators made…

15 years ago

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