WikiLeaks to Start Plumbing ServiceWikiLeaks to Start Plumbing Service

WikiLeaks to Start Plumbing Service

COVENTRY - England - Julian Assange is said to be training to be a plumber, CIA analysts have claimed in…

14 years ago
Frozen Pensioner Prays For Global WarmingFrozen Pensioner Prays For Global Warming

Frozen Pensioner Prays For Global Warming

LONDON - England - An East London man is today praying that global warming happens soon, and is holding a…

14 years ago
Woman Pregnant After TSA Pat-DownWoman Pregnant After TSA Pat-Down

Woman Pregnant After TSA Pat-Down

FLORIDA - USA - Eighteen year old Carmella Sanchez has been diagnosed pregnant after a sensual TSA pat-down, that some…

14 years ago
Football Hooligans Angry After England Lose 2018 World Cup BidFootball Hooligans Angry After England Lose 2018 World Cup Bid

Football Hooligans Angry After England Lose 2018 World Cup Bid

LEEDS - England - There were full scale riots today in many major UK cities after the result for the…

14 years ago
Ku Klux Klan Expedition to AfricaKu Klux Klan Expedition to Africa

Ku Klux Klan Expedition to Africa

KENTUCKY - USA - The Ku Klux Klan expedition team are to set sail for Benin, West Africa, next week,…

14 years ago
Hillary Clinton to Star in "Spies Like Us" RemakeHillary Clinton to Star in "Spies Like Us" Remake

Hillary Clinton to Star in "Spies Like Us" Remake

LOS ANGELES - USA - Forget about Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd, the remake for the hit U.S. movie, "Spies…

14 years ago
Santa Pissed Off After WikiLeaks Reveals Xmas ListSanta Pissed Off After WikiLeaks Reveals Xmas List

Santa Pissed Off After WikiLeaks Reveals Xmas List

NORTH POLE - Arctic - Documents released by whistle-blowing website WikiLeaks have revealed sensitive information regarding the world's Christmas gift…

14 years ago
Crazed Shoppers Raid U.S. Daily Squib OfficeCrazed Shoppers Raid U.S. Daily Squib Office

Crazed Shoppers Raid U.S. Daily Squib Office

BUFFALO - USA - Frenzied Black Friday Christmas shoppers piled into the Daily Squib's North American offices early Friday trying…

14 years ago
Satellite Imaging: Ireland Disappears Off the MapSatellite Imaging: Ireland Disappears Off the Map

Satellite Imaging: Ireland Disappears Off the Map

LONDON - England - The once proud nation of Ireland is no more, new satellite images have revealed.

14 years ago
Turkeys Celebrate After Bernard Matthews DeathTurkeys Celebrate After Bernard Matthews Death

Turkeys Celebrate After Bernard Matthews Death

NORFOLK - England - It has been a long time coming, but the day that mass turkey farmer, Bernard Matthews,…

14 years ago