South African World Cup Mugging Season Set to Begin

JOHANNESBURG - South Africa - Armed robbers, carjackers, muggers and an assortment of generally nasty sorts are gearing up for…

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Germany Bans Naked Shorts

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15 years ago

Germany Needs to Give Daily Squib Money Too

BERLIN - Germany - The diligent German taxpayers should give billions of euros to the Daily Squib newspaper as well…

15 years ago

Con-Dem Partnership Condemns UK to Tax Hell

LONDON - England - The new conservative liberal democrat partnership is set to be even more left wing than New…

15 years ago

New Irish Robin Hood Gladiator Movie Takes Box Office by Storm

LOS ANGELES - USA - The 50th remake of the famous Robin Hood franchise has been touted as a great…

15 years ago

David Miliband Grows Moustache

LONDON - England - Labour political contender, David Miliband has grown a moustache in order to look older, Westminster pundits…

15 years ago

After the Marriage the Honeymoon

LONDON - England - David Cameron and Nick Clegg settled down to business after finally tying the knot on Tuesday…

15 years ago

Comrade Brown is Dead!

LONDON - England - It is with great sadness that we are forced to announce the terrible news of the…

15 years ago

Tories Offer Lib Dems 4-Slice Toaster and Answering Machine

LONDON - England - Counteracting the Labour party who offered the Lib Dems a trouser press and digital alarm clock…

15 years ago

Unelected Labour PM to be Replaced by Another Unelected Labour PM

LONDON - England - Britain's Labour party is to cling to power indefinitely according to leading Westminster political experts.

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