Ice Cream Sales Rocketing Despite Big FreezeIce Cream Sales Rocketing Despite Big Freeze

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Luck of the Irish Downgraded AgainLuck of the Irish Downgraded Again

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WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama signed into law the repeal of the Navy's 'Don't ask, don't tell'…

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TSA Names New Airport X-Ray Machines 'Freedom Scanners'TSA Names New Airport X-Ray Machines 'Freedom Scanners'

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Sony Introduce New ADD Television

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LONDON - England - The icy runways and crowded gates of Heathrow were witness to an even wilder spectacle this…

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U.S. Military to Hold Gay Fashion WeekU.S. Military to Hold Gay Fashion Week

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