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14 years ago
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WASHINGTON DC - USA - Barack Obama was visited yesterday by his employer to check on how things are going…

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London - England - Former prime minister, Gordon Brown, is warning the world's leaders about the unemployment explosion, and economic…

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GENEVA - Switzerland - World leaders held an emergency meeting on Wednesday to try and save the marriage of Katie…

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