Hitler’s Moustache Was Preserved Before His Death

BERLIN - Germany - Archaeologists have uncovered new evidence that may change history regarding the dead Fascist leader, Adolf Hitler.

15 years ago

Taliban to be Given ASBOs

LONDON - England - Gordon Brown, has announced a new Labour initiative to solve the problem in Afghanistan once and…

15 years ago

Andy Murray Swallows Tennis Ball During Final

MELBOURNE - Australia - The Rod Laver Arena was treated to a stonking grand slam final with Scot tennis supremo,…

15 years ago

Massive Celebrations in Britain’s Streets as Recession End Announced

LONDON - England - All across the country there were celebrations and street parties to rival even the Queen's Golden…

15 years ago

BNP Wants Foreign Factory Robots Out

DAGENHAM - England - British National Party leader, Nick Griffin has today called for the deportation of all foreign robots…

15 years ago

United Nations to Evacuate Brangelina Children After Split

LOS ANGELES - USA - The United Nations has mobilised an evacuation force for the adopted children of Brad Pitt…

15 years ago

Bankers Furious After Bonuses Accidentally Directed to Haiti

PORT-AU-PRINCE - Haiti - Twelve Goldman Sachs bankers, who were to receive £800,000 bonuses each, were said to be furious…

15 years ago

Funky Obama Photos Could Not Boost Democrat Massachusetts Votes

BOSTON - USA - Despite Barack Obama touting pictures from his youth in the 1970's against the nude photos of…

15 years ago

British Airways Staff to be Handcuffed to Trolleys

LONDON - England - In a bid to stop BA cabin crew from striking or trying to escape, British Airways…

15 years ago

How 50 Per Cent Tax Rise May Ensure Brit Win at Wimbledon

LONDON - England - Labour's punitive draconian tax rules could ensure the first British Wimbledon win since Fred Perry in…

15 years ago

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