Bipolar Stars Discover Joy of Pole VaultingBipolar Stars Discover Joy of Pole Vaulting

Bipolar Stars Discover Joy of Pole Vaulting

LOS ANGELES - USA - The latest group of bipolar celebrities are discovering new ways to help themselves with their…

14 years ago
Pete Doherty Becomes BarristerPete Doherty Becomes Barrister

Pete Doherty Becomes Barrister

LONDON - England - Singer Pete Doherty has passed his Bar exam and is now allowed to practice as a…

14 years ago
Terminally Ill Brits Flocking to Florida to Get ShotTerminally Ill Brits Flocking to Florida to Get Shot

Terminally Ill Brits Flocking to Florida to Get Shot

FLORIDA - USA - Terminally ill British tourists are flocking to America's gunshot state for one last sun drenched holiday…

14 years ago
Ed Miliband to have Grotesque Stare Surgically AdjustedEd Miliband to have Grotesque Stare Surgically Adjusted

Ed Miliband to have Grotesque Stare Surgically Adjusted

LONDON - England - Ed Miliband has been urged to have his grotesque staring eyes adjusted in a bid to…

14 years ago
Tea Party Member Sues Tea Party After Hot Tea Spill DramaTea Party Member Sues Tea Party After Hot Tea Spill Drama

Tea Party Member Sues Tea Party After Hot Tea Spill Drama

BOSTON - USA - A prominent member of the Republican tea party was today suing the tea party after a…

14 years ago
Gordon Brown Chosen For Top IMF JobGordon Brown Chosen For Top IMF Job

Gordon Brown Chosen For Top IMF Job

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Former British prime minister, Gordon Brown, has been chosen by an IMF panel to be…

14 years ago

Standard and Poor's Downgrades Standard and Poor's

NEW YORK - USA - Ratings agency, Standard and Poor's was today downgraded by itself from AAA status to a…

14 years ago
African Americans: “Next Time We Want a Black President”African Americans: “Next Time We Want a Black President”

African Americans: “Next Time We Want a Black President”

WASHINGTON DC - USA - A poll amongst African Americans has revealed the startling revelation that blacks are not happy…

14 years ago
Celebrity Who Was NOT Hacked to Sue News of the WorldCelebrity Who Was NOT Hacked to Sue News of the World

Celebrity Who Was NOT Hacked to Sue News of the World

LONDON - England - An unnamed celebrity who was not hacked by Rupert Murdoch's News of the World newspaper is…

14 years ago
Socialite Tara Palmer Tomkinson Finally Gets the Nose She Always WantedSocialite Tara Palmer Tomkinson Finally Gets the Nose She Always Wanted

Socialite Tara Palmer Tomkinson Finally Gets the Nose She Always Wanted

LONDON - England - After snorting £400 of cocaine up her nose everyday, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson has finally got the nose…

14 years ago