UK Government: "We've Had Four Recessions in a Week"UK Government: "We've Had Four Recessions in a Week"

UK Government: "We've Had Four Recessions in a Week"

LONDON - England - The UK government yesterday disclosed the incredible news that the economy is having on average three…

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Obama Mission AccomplishedObama Mission Accomplished

Obama Mission Accomplished

ARABIAN GULF - President Barack Obama made a landing aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln Monday, arriving in the co-pilot's seat…

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Osama Yet to Release Long Form Death CertificateOsama Yet to Release Long Form Death Certificate

Osama Yet to Release Long Form Death Certificate

ISLAMABAD - Pakistan - Millions of people worldwide are demanding that the death of Osama Bin Laden be proven with…

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Nerds Finally Get the Chance to Get LaidNerds Finally Get the Chance to Get Laid

Nerds Finally Get the Chance to Get Laid

SILICON VALLEY - USA - Computer geeks across America were raving yesterday at the unveiling of a new machine from…

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How Kate Snagged Her PrinceHow Kate Snagged Her Prince

How Kate Snagged Her Prince

LONDON - England - As the newlyweds cosy down to married life, Kate gives a lesson in social-climbing to the…

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Gordon Brown and Tony Blair Invited to Daily Squib Offices Instead of Royal WeddingGordon Brown and Tony Blair Invited to Daily Squib Offices Instead of Royal Wedding

Gordon Brown and Tony Blair Invited to Daily Squib Offices Instead of Royal Wedding

LONDON - England - After being snubbed by the royal family, Gordon Brown and Tony Blair, accepted our invitation to…

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Barack Obama Never Existed Claims Un-BirtherBarack Obama Never Existed Claims Un-Birther

Barack Obama Never Existed Claims Un-Birther

LAS VEGAS - USA - The 'un-birthers' movement is gaining momentum nationally across America and are now claiming that Barack…

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"My Big Fat Super-Injunction" Film Box Office Hit"My Big Fat Super-Injunction" Film Box Office Hit

"My Big Fat Super-Injunction" Film Box Office Hit

LONDON - England - The new film release starring many top British stars is set to become a box office…

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Brain Illness Could Have Affected Gordon Brown's Actions, Secret Diaries RevealBrain Illness Could Have Affected Gordon Brown's Actions, Secret Diaries Reveal

Brain Illness Could Have Affected Gordon Brown's Actions, Secret Diaries Reveal

LONDON - England - Newly released diaries from one of Gordon Brown's personal aides suggest that, in Brown's case, illness…

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Yanks Moaning About Petrol Prices AgainYanks Moaning About Petrol Prices Again

Yanks Moaning About Petrol Prices Again

TEXAS - USA - Americans are moaning about paying paltry prices for their petrol whilst the Brits aren't even saying…

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