Head of IMF Rapes Hotel Maid As Well As World

NEW YORK - USA - The head of the IMF, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, has been arrested for sodomising a Manhattan hotel…

14 years ago

Who's Next on the Obama Assassination List?

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Obama is working on his next assassination to boost his polling numbers for the…

14 years ago

EU Wants Britain Bankrupted

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The European Union has decreed that the UK should be bankrupted as soon as possible so…

14 years ago

TSA to Probe the Moon

CAPE CANAVAREL - USA - President Obama has given permission for the TSA to probe the moon instead of space…

14 years ago

Osama Would Often Go to Shops Wearing Silly Hat Disguise

ABOTTABAD - Pakistan - According to residents of the town where Osama bin Laden was holed up for ten years,…

14 years ago

Daily Squib Goes to High Court to Gag Any Mention of Super-Injunctions in All Media

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib has gone to the High Court and successfully won a super-injunction gagging order…

14 years ago

Greece Could Erase Debt Like Iceland

ATHENS - Greece - "What debt? We don't owe anyone anything? You people must be having a larf?" Greece's finance…

14 years ago

Obama Finally Releases Osama Death Pic

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Obama has finally authorised the release of the photographs that will prove to the…

14 years ago

UK Government: "We've Had Four Recessions in a Week"

LONDON - England - The UK government yesterday disclosed the incredible news that the economy is having on average three…

14 years ago

Obama Mission Accomplished

ARABIAN GULF - President Barack Obama made a landing aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln Monday, arriving in the co-pilot's seat…

14 years ago

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