German Bombers Dropping Bean Sprouts Over LondonGerman Bombers Dropping Bean Sprouts Over London

German Bombers Dropping Bean Sprouts Over London

LONDON - England - Londoners were embracing the blitz spirit tonight after the German Luftwaffe debuted their latest weapon against…

14 years ago
Obama: "Hey, At least I Still Have My Job"Obama: "Hey, At least I Still Have My Job"

Obama: "Hey, At least I Still Have My Job"

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama has made a speech on the eve after a new jobs report…

14 years ago
Grim Reaper Dies Before Keith RichardsGrim Reaper Dies Before Keith Richards

Grim Reaper Dies Before Keith Richards

RIVER STYX - Limbo - The Grim Reaper, otherwise known as Death, has passed away before rocker Keith Richards, according…

14 years ago
Planking Craze Thwarted by Actors Hugh Grant and Kevin CostnerPlanking Craze Thwarted by Actors Hugh Grant and Kevin Costner

Planking Craze Thwarted by Actors Hugh Grant and Kevin Costner

LONDON - England - The planking craze which has taken over the world's youth on the internet(s) has been thwarted…

14 years ago
EU Orders Greece Name ChangeEU Orders Greece Name Change

EU Orders Greece Name Change

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The head of the EU's Central Bank, Jean-Claude Trichet, has ordered that Greece forfeits their name…

14 years ago
Arnie Likes ‘Ugly Chicks’Arnie Likes ‘Ugly Chicks’

Arnie Likes ‘Ugly Chicks’

LOS ANGELES - USA - According to a new dossier released by a Beverly Hills court, movie star and serial…

14 years ago
Judge Gives Himself Gagging OrderJudge Gives Himself Gagging Order

Judge Gives Himself Gagging Order

LONDON - England - An unnamed High Court judge has given himself a super-injunction gagging order, secret papers have revealed.

14 years ago
Deadly Cucumbers Get Revenge on HumanityDeadly Cucumbers Get Revenge on Humanity

Deadly Cucumbers Get Revenge on Humanity

BILBAO - Spain - They've been sliced, diced and brutally had their skins peeled for too long, but now cucumbers…

14 years ago
Neglected Celebrities Lining Up For Super-InjunctionsNeglected Celebrities Lining Up For Super-Injunctions

Neglected Celebrities Lining Up For Super-Injunctions

LONDON - England - There have been reports from law courts of a remarkable increase in applications for super-injunction gagging…

14 years ago
Burglars to be Given CounsellingBurglars to be Given Counselling

Burglars to be Given Counselling

LONDON - England - Britain's socialist government headed by PM David Cameron are to increase the soft approach to crime…

14 years ago