US Invades Oil Slick in Gulf of Mexico

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Obama today gave the go ahead for troops and navy vessels to invade the…

14 years ago

Lady GaGa to Present Amputated Leg to Lucky Fan

LOS ANGELES - USA - After having her leg spectacularly amputated for art, the pop star Lady GaGa is to…

14 years ago

Brown Gets Counselling After Being Tormented by Rochdale Woman in Sleep

LONDON - England - After Mr Brown's inauspicious visit to Rochdale this week, he has been tormented by a certain…

14 years ago

It’s Now Illegal to Have a Tan in Arizona

ARIZONA - USA - Anyone with a tan or brown skin is quaking in fear today after state legislators made…

14 years ago

Gordon Brown Releases Labour Backstabbing Election Video

ROCHDALE - England - Set to be the new rallying propaganda piece for the Labour election, unelected PM Gordon Brown…

14 years ago

Carol Vorderman Wants Greece to Consolidate Loans

NORWICH - England - Now that Greece's bonds are valued at junk status, daytime TV loan seller Carol Vorderman has…

14 years ago

BREAKING: Stephen Hawking Abducted by Aliens

LONDON - England - Police fear the worst for astrophysicist Stephen Hawking after his disappearance last night from his home.

14 years ago

Obama Spotted Hiding in Woods From Goldman Sachs Creditors

NORTH CAROLINA - USA - President Barack Obama, who received $950,000 of campaign funding from the disgraced Goldman Sachs bank…

14 years ago

Astronomers: Newly Discovered Black Hole to be Named After Greece

ATHENS - Greece - Astronomers are to dedicate a newly discovered black hole in our solar system to the Greeks,…

15 years ago

Lady GaGa's New Look Includes Leg Amputation

LOS ANGELES - USA - The bizarre American pop starlet, Lady GaGa, astounded fans and TV audiences Friday when she…

15 years ago

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