2018 Russian World Cup Mascot Will be Vodka Bottle

MOSCOW - Russia - Vodka manufacturers were today hailing the decision to make the World Cup mascot a walking Vodka…

14 years ago

U.S. Government: "WikiLeaks Endangering Lives"

WASHINGTON DC - USA - The Pentagon has issued a statement saying that WikiLeaks is 'endangering lives' and has vowed…

14 years ago

Brown Hobbits Not Allowed in Middle Earth

THE SHIRE - Middle-earth - Hobbit Equality Minister, Harriet Harpie was today up in arms after some brown Hobbits were…

14 years ago

WikiLeaks to Start Plumbing Service

COVENTRY - England - Julian Assange is said to be training to be a plumber, CIA analysts have claimed in…

14 years ago

Frozen Pensioner Prays For Global Warming

LONDON - England - An East London man is today praying that global warming happens soon, and is holding a…

14 years ago

Woman Pregnant After TSA Pat-Down

FLORIDA - USA - Eighteen year old Carmella Sanchez has been diagnosed pregnant after a sensual TSA pat-down, that some…

14 years ago

Football Hooligans Angry After England Lose 2018 World Cup Bid

LEEDS - England - There were full scale riots today in many major UK cities after the result for the…

14 years ago

Ku Klux Klan Expedition to Africa

KENTUCKY - USA - The Ku Klux Klan expedition team are to set sail for Benin, West Africa, next week,…

14 years ago

Hillary Clinton to Star in "Spies Like Us" Remake

LOS ANGELES - USA - Forget about Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd, the remake for the hit U.S. movie, "Spies…

14 years ago

Santa Pissed Off After WikiLeaks Reveals Xmas List

NORTH POLE - Arctic - Documents released by whistle-blowing website WikiLeaks have revealed sensitive information regarding the world's Christmas gift…

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